I like my beer like I like my violence
[spoiler]Domestic[/spoiler]
How do you make a baby cry?
[spoiler]Drop it.[/spoiler]
How do you make a baby stop crying?
[spoiler]Drop it again.[/spoiler]
What's red, six inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
[spoiler]Her miscarriage.[/spoiler]
English
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How do you make a hormone?[spoiler] Kick her in the c*nt![/spoiler] I gave my woman 6 inches and made her bleed! [spoiler]yeah I fuq'ed her twice and punched her in the mouth![/spoiler]
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I think I threw up a little on that last one