As your first follower, Engraphadora, I ask that ye take me into your pony loving arms and show the light of...
[b]WAIFU[/b]
[b][u]Edit[/u][/b] He has come and shown me the light! My Waifu is now Twilight Sparkle! I shall now help others in their times of trouble when dealing with waifus.
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[quote]Enhra[u]phadora[/u][/quote] Lel. Am I the only one that caught that?
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6 RepliesGRAB YOUR FEDORAS AND TRENCHCOATS GENTLEMEN! YOU MUST DEFEND THE HONOR OF YOUR WAIFU [spoiler]-blam!-ing weirdo's[/spoiler]
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8 RepliesEdited by Regret: 11/18/2014 8:40:48 AM[url=http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111111025209/hyperdimensionneptunia/images/9/95/Black_Heart_Hyperdimension_version.png]my waifu[/url]
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4 RepliesYou have unexpectedly summoned 01 Kal'eon Legion'ri/Legion Warrior (equivalent to Sangheili Zealot/Honor Guard) via some kind of complex trans-dimensional rift. [spoiler]"...So this is what is emitting the [MLP Emission]..?" *Sound of comms being opened.* "Command. I have found [Origin= MLP_Emission]. Requesting instruction." "Maintain distance with target. [Bulwark-class] Koldraxian [Warship] inbound to quarantine anomalies." "Interaction required?" "Not necessary unless spotted; regarding such, engage cloaking." "Advice noted." *Legion'ri is no longer visible. Sound of footsteps, seems like he called in backup.* *Sounds of Sangheili can be heard, but the language is not Sangheili.*[/spoiler] *The ritual pentagram was re-arranged into the [i]Kal'eon Legions emblem [/i]while nobody was looking. The dolls were put to one side, somehow with Promethean Knight figurines placed as if arresting them for some sort of crime.*
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Friendship is witchcraft?
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*kicks down door and enters room with a half eaten wattaburger in hand* I don't know why, but I think somebody summoned me.
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teh poni shit iz da worst drawn ant anim8d hentai dis side of de soler cis tum
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8 Replies*Begrudgingly pulls self out of portal* Yeah? What do you want.
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10 Replies
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1 ReplyI do not summon such petty demons
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1 ReplyI only like Pokémon. No help hither.
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4 RepliesI hear the cries of the Lord.............
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13 RepliesThe key to life is horse vag, my child. Stare into the abyss and let it reach into you, that it may become part of you. But abandon the bronies, those guys are some straight up figs. You only need your waifu and the vag (and cock) she has to give you. She must be the core of your essence, the thing that drives your every action. You are the horse vag. The horse vag is you. The horse vag is everything.
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13 RepliesAre you alight?
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5 Replies*pulls sword out of Bible (LIKE MAGIC!) and shanks demons leaving the portal*
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5 RepliesButt y?
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9 RepliesNo... Oceanus... Please. [i]You took a vow![/i]
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11 RepliesHail Sithis!
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10 RepliesI don't have ponies, but I have le waifu
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15 RepliesUm...
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4 RepliesWhat a fag.