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What the -blam!- do cults do anyway? What do we do, are there any rituals, like put on a dress and throw corn dogs at people? No? Just me? Okay.
My cult likes to fly thousands of milies to a desert Build a statue of a man. Play some sick beatsies Take a whole bunch of drugs. Then proceed to burn this statue, which took days to build. And have a a orgy in a -blam!-ing desert while the sun glistens on are -blam!-ing sweaty balls a nipple piercing because whose -blam!-ing idea was it to -blam!-ing go in the middle of the desert.