I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
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You know what? I toad a sow, I -blam!-ing a toad a sow.
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Dog eat dog is the correct expression. the rest was right though
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....... Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once...... LMFAO funniest thing i have ever read. !!! ******* brilliant, best use of idioms ever
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Haha right? That's the best part of that whole post
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Edited by iTz Whizkey: 11/14/2014 9:25:00 PMI made it to "allow me to play DOUBLES advocate"
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I too stopped right there hahaha
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Didn't make it to MAKE MY WORDS? best part by far
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i cant even finish your post, i know your trying to be funny by misusing words, but in the end, at least for me i just cant read it
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It's funny to some, but not to others. It's not every body's cup of pee
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I do applaud you on your troll sir
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Lol dude, made my night. Thank you. Funny bastard.
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[quote]I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.[/quote] Hahaha. Awesome!!!!!
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and another one to test the mute feature here..... [spoiler]@Muted[/spoiler]
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Dfffhutft
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Edited by Jibtendo: 11/14/2014 12:26:17 AM[quote]I have zero taller ants[/quote] lol (º̩̩́⌣º̩̩̀ʃƪ)
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Edited by Whsky: 11/13/2014 11:42:12 PMI read about 3 lines in... Devil's Advocate All intents and purposes Edit: Read 2 more lines... Primadonna (spelling differs by source)
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Don't forget wholeheartedly
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Edited by Whsky: 11/14/2014 6:28:18 PMI don't think I read that far but while I'm here.. [i]muster[/i] [i]dog-eat-dog[/i]
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Grammatical fail
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Quite.
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Hmmmm?
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[quote]Hmmmm?[/quote] Just admiring the scenery
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Lmfao Gold
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Petal stool. Petal stool.. Petal stool... *falls slowely into grammatical oblivion*
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You win the internets so so much. I take my had off to yew sir. That post made me laugh