Awesome thread! I will add:
Yo mama so fat, she calls the never ending bag of Twinkies in her purse Pocket Infinity
Yo mama so fat, after diets and lypo failed, it was time to resort to Plan C
Yo mama so dumb, she wears Praedyth's Timepiece around her neck like Flava Flav
Yo mama so dumb, she covered last night's leftovers with Praetorian Foil.
Yo mama so fat, an all you can eat greasy buffet ended up being her Fatebringer
Yo mama so fat, a Corrective Measure is needed for her dress fitting after each meal.
Yo mama so fat, there is no need for an Icebreaker if you see her at a party. You won't be talking to her anyways.
Yo mama so fat, it requires a whole lot of Patience and Time just to find her hot spot beneath all that belly.
Yo mama so fat, they call her Thunderlord.
Yo mama so fat, Gjallahorn couldn't even OHK her fat ass.
Yo mama so fat, they need a Mida Multi Tool just to get her out of her room.
Yo mama so fat, the Truth is she needs to lose a lot of weight.
Yo mama so fat, nobody could watch tv last night because the Universal Remote was stuck in a fat roll in her lower back.
Yo mama so fat, every tire on my Monte Carlo popped when I gave her a ride home last night.
Yo mama so fat, I shot her in the head and finished my Colossus grimoire card.
Yo mama so fat, people wonder who let Phogoth out of his chains when they see her.
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