I'll start:
1. Yo mama so fat her appearance is a public event.
2. Yo mama so fat she couldn't collect her engrams from the loot cave.
3. Yo mama so fat when she visits the Tower, she spawns in the hangar.
4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid.
5. Yo mama so fat when she rides Timebreaker, it explodes immediately.
6. Yo mama so dumb she doesn't gain experience from anything.
7. Yo mama so dumb her Super Good Advice is just Advice.
8. Yo mama so dumb even the collective Vex Minds couldn't educate her.
9. Yo mama so dumb her Intellect is zero, always.
10. Yo mama so dumb she activates her Super just to be normal.
11. Yo mama so ugly she's error code: baboon.
12. Yo mama so ugly seeker rounds fail to seek her.
13. Yo mama so ugly even Xyor the Unwed wouldn't wed her.
14. Yo mama so ugly Bungie let her keep Jackolytes year-round.
15. Yo mama so ugly Atheon voluntarily jumps off the ledge.
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Yo mamma so fat the Hive took a piece of her instead of the Traveler's Yo mamma so fat she can complete the Dark Garden mission just by sitting in front of the Portal Yo mamma so fat getting around her is an exotic bounty Yo mamma so fat she needs to use a ship as a Sparrow Yo mamma so ugly she didn't get the pumpkin heads, coz Bungie though she was already using a scary mask Yo mamma so ugly when Phogoth saw her he asked "mommy?" Yo mamma so ugly Goblins blow their own heads so they don't need to see her Yo mamma so ugly Crota is comin' back to propose her Yo mamma so old she's considered a Golden Age relic Yo mamma so old [i]she[/i] needed to revive her Ghost Yo mamma so old she appears in a grimoire card Yo mamma so old she was on Destiny's poster in Halo 3: ODST