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Edited by FlailWail: 11/10/2014 7:51:17 PM
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Destiny Yo Mama Jokes

I'll start: 1. Yo mama so fat her appearance is a public event. 2. Yo mama so fat she couldn't collect her engrams from the loot cave. 3. Yo mama so fat when she visits the Tower, she spawns in the hangar. 4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid. 5. Yo mama so fat when she rides Timebreaker, it explodes immediately. 6. Yo mama so dumb she doesn't gain experience from anything. 7. Yo mama so dumb her Super Good Advice is just Advice. 8. Yo mama so dumb even the collective Vex Minds couldn't educate her. 9. Yo mama so dumb her Intellect is zero, always. 10. Yo mama so dumb she activates her Super just to be normal. 11. Yo mama so ugly she's error code: baboon. 12. Yo mama so ugly seeker rounds fail to seek her. 13. Yo mama so ugly even Xyor the Unwed wouldn't wed her. 14. Yo mama so ugly Bungie let her keep Jackolytes year-round. 15. Yo mama so ugly Atheon voluntarily jumps off the ledge.
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  • Edited by ShockNawe: 11/11/2014 6:31:33 PM
    Your mama's so fat she needs two ghosts to come back to life. Your mama's so dumb she brings her engrams to the speaker. Your mama's so ugly she made Phogoth cry. Your mama's so annoying Atheon helps us push her off the ledge. Your mama's so ugly supplicants avoid her. Your mama's so fat we had to leave her outside the vault. Your mama's so ugly the Traveler woke up and said "DAMN THATS AN UGLY BITCH" and immediately died again. Your mama's so dumb the Cryptarch still gives her greens for purples. Your mama is so fat she makes the gravity on the moon the same as earth. Your mama is so fat, there's no content in the reef cause she ate it all. Your mama is so dumb she popped her own bubble. Your mama is so dumb all her weapon slots are chatterwhite.

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