I'll start:
1. Yo mama so fat her appearance is a public event.
2. Yo mama so fat she couldn't collect her engrams from the loot cave.
3. Yo mama so fat when she visits the Tower, she spawns in the hangar.
4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid.
5. Yo mama so fat when she rides Timebreaker, it explodes immediately.
6. Yo mama so dumb she doesn't gain experience from anything.
7. Yo mama so dumb her Super Good Advice is just Advice.
8. Yo mama so dumb even the collective Vex Minds couldn't educate her.
9. Yo mama so dumb her Intellect is zero, always.
10. Yo mama so dumb she activates her Super just to be normal.
11. Yo mama so ugly she's error code: baboon.
12. Yo mama so ugly seeker rounds fail to seek her.
13. Yo mama so ugly even Xyor the Unwed wouldn't wed her.
14. Yo mama so ugly Bungie let her keep Jackolytes year-round.
15. Yo mama so ugly Atheon voluntarily jumps off the ledge.
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2 RepliesEdited by Dovahkrunk: 11/10/2014 10:03:48 PMYo mama so scurvy she got the Sword of Crota for a prosthetic leg. Yo mama so ghetto she brags about "gold digging" on Rahool after he gave her a green engram. Yo mama so damn nasty that when she opens her legs, hive seeders fall the eff out. Yo mama so dog-ass fugly that even thralls wolf-whistle at her. And she likes it. Yo mama cankle is so thick that taking her shoe off is considered completion of an exotic bounty. Yo mama ass is so big and so snow white that the Queen thought the Traveler split itself in half. Yo mama so dagnasty when she dropped her drawls, devil walkers fell out. Then they exploded. Yo mama head so huge she uses the Vault of Glass as a monocle. Yo mama so fat each meal is a 3-part DLC. Yo mama so foul that the chirren are frightened anyway. Yo mama so repulsive that the Prince of The Reef is nice to her. Yo mama so damn fat and huge that she wears the Darkness as a g string. Yo mama so stank that not throwing up in her presence is an achievement. Yo mama's neck rolls are so deep, yo daddy found an exotic in there. Yo mama so ugly that when Crota woke up he yelled OH HELL NAWW and went back to sleep. Yo mama got so many rolls that it takes 3 Titans' Fist of Havok to find the spot.