Oh man...what did i write yesterday?
I woke up...and there's a Vietnamese prostitute...cleaning out my fridge, yelling at me about trans-fats and cholesterol.
...I'm not angry, just kind of disappointed. I always pictured the first time with a hot Asian prostitute in my house going a little differently.
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I'm so intensely confused by your life.
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Dude! I'm back! Here's more of my nonsense! https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/144096297/0/0
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Yeah, me too. Being confusing is a difficult job... It's not so bad though. I get weekends off and I am my own boss