What I hate about this game is hat there are hardly any microwaves! Space fighting in my ship rarely ends in tea-bagging, and nobody ever cleans the refrigerator in the Tower. As in...what butt pirate puts an uncovered half eaten Chipotle burrito in a COMMUNITY fridge and then leaves it there for one of the PS4 guys to clean up?!
Also, and I don't mean to split hairs here, but I did find the soccer ball, but where in the Tower is the Sports Authority where I can buy the proper sports wear, and shin guards that are currently recommended AND required by all soccer authorities?!! It's mindless and asinine problems like this that are at the heart of all these posters issues!
You played 350 hrs of destiny? Try making your character dance for 350 hrs and not even get on DeeJ's radar! Like I'm going around the wold of Destiny, spreading my sexy moves, and trying to dance myself to a solid 15 minutes of fame...and yet here I am....thumb in my bum,..belt around my neck....and dressed as a Ninja Turtle.
Point being, the higher-ups at Starbucks are real bootyholes for putting my drink in an NON-MICROWAVABLE cup! Who the crap can finish 20 ounces of 1/3 coffee, 1/3 cocaine, and 1/3 gunpowder in one sitting? I did one time, and I spent the afternoon in the desert running from anthill to ant hill just stomping away. I must have destroyed the lives and families of some...300,000 ants. That's not even counting the ones I snorted. I hear their cries in my dreams. Screaming children, mothers, fathers, vacation planners....all fell on deaf ears. When I came to, I was buck naked, spooning the still warm carcass of a bear, covered head to toe in honey with dead ants stuck to me in the designs reminiscent of one Ed Hardy. When I got up I found I had the cup part of a jock strap super glued over my "goods" with "Never Again" written on it in Sharpie. The only thing about that, that gave me pause was the fact that I'm not sure if there is any bear native to a desert climate.
This is obviously Bungies fault, and as such I expect a formal apology and/or special emblem delivered to my character in Destiny.
If Cocaine's So Bad Then Why It Look Like Sugar,
CHALK OUTLINES
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[quote]What I hate about this game is hat there are hardly any microwaves! Space fighting in my ship rarely ends in tea-bagging, and nobody ever cleans the refrigerator in the Tower. As in...what butt pirate puts an uncovered half eaten Chipotle burrito in a COMMUNITY fridge and then leaves it there for one of the PS4 guys to clean up?! Also, and I don't mean to split hairs here, but I did find the soccer ball, but where in the Tower is the Sports Authority where I can buy the proper sports wear, and shin guards that are currently recommended AND required by all soccer authorities?!! It's mindless and asinine problems like this that are at the heart of all these posters issues! You played 350 hrs of destiny? Try making your character dance for 350 hrs and not even get on DeeJ's radar! Like I'm going around the wold of Destiny, spreading my sexy moves, and trying to dance myself to a solid 15 minutes of fame...and yet here I am....thumb in my bum,..belt around my neck....and dressed as a Ninja Turtle. Point being, the higher-ups at Starbucks are real bootyholes for putting my drink in an NON-MICROWAVABLE cup! Who the crap can finish 20 ounces of 1/3 coffee, 1/3 cocaine, and 1/3 gunpowder in one sitting? I did one time, and I spent the afternoon in the desert running from anthill to ant hill just stomping away. I must have destroyed the lives and families of some...300,000 ants. That's not even counting the ones I snorted. I hear their cries in my dreams. Screaming children, mothers, fathers, vacation planners....all fell on deaf ears. When I came to, I was buck naked, spooning the still warm carcass of a bear, covered head to toe in honey with dead ants stuck to me in the designs reminiscent of one Ed Hardy. When I got up I found I had the cup part of a jock strap super glued over my "goods" with "Never Again" written on it in Sharpie. The only thing about that, that gave me pause was the fact that I'm not sure if there is any bear native to a desert climate. This is obviously Bungies fault, and as such I expect a formal apology and/or special emblem delivered to my character in Destiny. If Cocaine's So Bad Then Why It Look Like Sugar, CHALK OUTLINES[/quote] Holy buckets.. everything about this post is Jesus, God and the Universe. Thank you.
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I'm once again bumping my own topic to try my best to get to the masses. The people deserve to know!!!
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I woke up next to a kangaroo in antarctica once but thats niether here nor there
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Was its name Mark...because I think I know her
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I recall that name being uttered multiple times throughout that night. But there was so much going on at one point 3 penguins showed up wearing suits and wouldnt shut up about how great mark was. Maybe mark was the velociraptor?
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Nice.
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You won the Interwebs for today with this post. I'm sitting at my cubicle chuckling my ass off as if I just watched the top 10 Dave Chappelle skits of all time or something. Hats off to you you coffee injected, ant snorting, bear -blam!-ing, honey covered bad ass.
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I'm just trying to help
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Awesome take on all the whiners
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What The Actual -blam!-?! I'm sitting here at my desk, reading this.... and everyone around is wondering why i'm laughing like a -blam!-ing seal with parkinsons.
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My god ... this is awesome. Thank you.
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I aplaud this man with the utmost respect.
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What......the........hell did i just read. ??0__0??
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You read the truth Omega Wolf...you read the truth God Bless
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I DON'T WANT TO READ A ROCKET LAUNCHER! GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME I HAVE GALLJAHORN!
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Cocaine's a helluva drug
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I'm Rick James bitch
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I've audited that statement...and he is indeed...Rick James
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-blam!- yo couch
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You too huh?
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Those poor ants...
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I completely agree. Bungie must address these issues before anything else!
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I bump this because it was vastly more creative than the storytelling in Destiny