What I hate about this game is hat there are hardly any microwaves! Space fighting in my ship rarely ends in tea-bagging, and nobody ever cleans the refrigerator in the Tower. As in...what butt pirate puts an uncovered half eaten Chipotle burrito in a COMMUNITY fridge and then leaves it there for one of the PS4 guys to clean up?!
Also, and I don't mean to split hairs here, but I did find the soccer ball, but where in the Tower is the Sports Authority where I can buy the proper sports wear, and shin guards that are currently recommended AND required by all soccer authorities?!! It's mindless and asinine problems like this that are at the heart of all these posters issues!
You played 350 hrs of destiny? Try making your character dance for 350 hrs and not even get on DeeJ's radar! Like I'm going around the wold of Destiny, spreading my sexy moves, and trying to dance myself to a solid 15 minutes of fame...and yet here I am....thumb in my bum,..belt around my neck....and dressed as a Ninja Turtle.
Point being, the higher-ups at Starbucks are real bootyholes for putting my drink in an NON-MICROWAVABLE cup! Who the crap can finish 20 ounces of 1/3 coffee, 1/3 cocaine, and 1/3 gunpowder in one sitting? I did one time, and I spent the afternoon in the desert running from anthill to ant hill just stomping away. I must have destroyed the lives and families of some...300,000 ants. That's not even counting the ones I snorted. I hear their cries in my dreams. Screaming children, mothers, fathers, vacation planners....all fell on deaf ears. When I came to, I was buck naked, spooning the still warm carcass of a bear, covered head to toe in honey with dead ants stuck to me in the designs reminiscent of one Ed Hardy. When I got up I found I had the cup part of a jock strap super glued over my "goods" with "Never Again" written on it in Sharpie. The only thing about that, that gave me pause was the fact that I'm not sure if there is any bear native to a desert climate.
This is obviously Bungies fault, and as such I expect a formal apology and/or special emblem delivered to my character in Destiny.
If Cocaine's So Bad Then Why It Look Like Sugar,
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No more huffing nitro or taking lsd for you bro hahahaha but honestly a hilarious post and a nice change from the hate found in these forums, and a question, can you even remember writing this post? Hahahaha
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Everything went black...I came to 20 minutes ago wearing a bear skin as a head dress, and a "I Voted!" sticker on my shirt. I guess saturdays will do that to you
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Sounds more like a nice leisurely Sunday stroll
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Amen.
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I feel the same way when I try and get 20 double kills with a fusion rifle or triple kills with supers 20 times... How about frig off and leave me to my honey-glazed fish brains so I can die and get revived out of bounds and walk off into the sky like a chimp in a full diaper!
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Awesome, my type of talk.
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Rock monster much? Lol
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Bro, that made milk come out my nose..... And I don't drink milk! Think i found some old cookies in that same fridge in the tower. Keep that stuff coming because you my friend are funny!
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Please spread the word of my post everyone. I'm trying to make it to everyone's hearts, so that Bungie can 1) Identify the mistakes they've clearly made, and 2) finally reply to the copious nude photos I've sent them. I don't know what dysfunctional, broken homes they were raised in, but when a gentleman of high moral fiber (like myself) presents you with naked photos of themselves rollerblading through the White House, hand in hand with Hillary Clinton (also nude...that fox *wink*), you expect a certain level of mutual respect and decorum. God Bless Grumpy Cat God Bless America CHALK OUTLINES
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***Update*** Excellent news!!! Bungie finally replied to my nudes!!! They said "Please stop sending these! You have the wrong email!" I'll keep everyone updated
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I'm crying right now XD
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OMG is this truly Deadpool breaking the fourth wall? Sounds sooo much like Deadpool to me! I love it!
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Just spent the last 15 minutes trying to explain to my boss why I was giggling while he was explaining the monthly budget...... 😨
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I'm so lost, I think I found Narnia.
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Stay away from Narnia. High taxes, terrible healthcare, tons of undesirables (albino's)
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Don't even get me stated on their dictatorship, either. Hitler would be proud.
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Best post ever
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I don't know what this means but I LOL'd reading it.
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Bump. A million times, bump.
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If I met you in real life I would probably punch you in the face because I would get so excited that I wouldn't know what else to do. You sir are a genius.
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We can be friends now
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I shared this post on fb. Hope thats ok. Keep up the good work.
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That is totally fine. Show me the link!
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https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/77107763/0/0/1
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Nice. You see, this is a perfect example of what happens when you play too much Destiny in it's current state. I have two words here: Guardian down!