Dear Erk,
I meant to message you sooner but I've been busy. I see you have a level 30 warlock now, how is she? Look I'm really flattered you bungie tattooed on your chest. And I included an autographed mug for your brother Matt. I'm sorry I didn't see you at the twitch, I must've missed you. And I don't think I''m ignoring your posts intentionally, I just a million other ones too.
But what's this shit about how you won't play Destiny 2? Forget man, I guess we'll miss you. But you got some issues Erk, I think you need some help. What's shit about you don't care about others getting exotics, you want them all to yourself? Well maybe next time I'l have Xur sell some you some tissues. And you say that my DLC is a scam? Saying shit that makes me to grab my hammer to ban. I mean I'm running a business here, player damn. You'll get your strike in time but at it's not like that shit wouldn't get old after running it on a tiger strike, 5 times in a row.
I really think you need to calm down about these bugs and glitches. We're working on it and fixes take time. Maybe if my bosses would treat me better, I'd have time to respond to every letter. But for now just know I'm working on it. If you are still playing this game, why are you so mad? Erk don't you think that shit is a little sad? Try to understand I still want you as a fan. We're just working on something so give us some time, man damn. Come to think of it I saw on my feed the other day that some bungie fan went and got himself banned. Wait Damn...it was you!
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that grammar ruined this for me
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Edited by PlayaSkillz: 11/3/2014 2:57:54 PM
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I thought your reply was funny, it inspired me to write this (Kudos to you for getting there first though!) Dear Erk, I meant to write you sooner but patching’s kept me busy You said your daughter’s raiding now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call your dog that And here's an emblem for your brother and a Fallen Docking cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the Bungie bounty, I musta missed you Don't think we never run Xbox intentionally just to diss you But what's this s**t you said we cut our content too? That’s all just lies dog, come on, how f****d up is you You got some issues Erk, and you are being lame You need to understand how hard it is to make a game And what's this s**t about playing CoD with your brother? That type of s**t'll make me not want us to play each other I really think you and your clanmates need each other Or maybe you just need to learn to play a little better I hope you get the DLC, I just hope it reaches you in time Before you buy Advanced Warfare, I think you'll miss the daily grind If you play a little more, new bounties will inspire you, but Erk Why are you so mad Try to understand, that I do want you in our clan I just don't want you to write more crazy s**t I seen this one troll on the forum a couple weeks ago that made me sick Some dude was drunk and whining like a bitch And had his girlfriend in the raid Playing PEGI16 content with his kid And on the forum they found abuse, but didn’t say who it was too Come to think about it, his name was, it was you, damn
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Cracked me
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Well played
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ariesdragon123: you sir also deserve the spotlight. This respond in Deej's perspective was also a work of genuis. Posts like these are whats keep me coming back to the forum.
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Meh. lol, +1 for creativity. -1 for posting in Bungies perspective. +1 for Sattire. Hey, you ended with 1 -blam!- that I gave :)
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Excellent!