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Honestly I see it more this way... Bungie: I want to make the greatest Big Mac in the world! It'll have everything on it, and all these flavors will seamlessly intertwine to create this amazing food experience! But I'll need funding to make it happen... Activison: That is a fantastic idea! We will fund this, but we want to make a few changes to make the burger more accessible for everyone. Bungie: YAY FUNDING. Activision: first off, we love the idea of this amazing burger. Let's take your original idea and advertise it to consumers now. Bungie: all right, this is happening! Activision: now that people know about this burger we r coming out with, it's time to make those changes we mentioned earlier. Bungie: okay...? Activision: instead of putting everything on it, we r going to strip it down to the patty and nothing else. It will still technically be a burger and we will save a lot of money making it, and still be able to charge regular price. Bungie: wait a mo- Activision: then, to make even more money, we will mail the customer then bun a few months later for an additional fee. Bungie: but what about all the condiments? Activision: depending on how many people order the bun, we may consider shipping some of the condiments in a condensed form later for additional money. Bungie: but we advertised our original idea with all the stuff included. It was gonna be amazing! Won't people be disappointed, even angry? Activision: honestly, we don't believe your original idea would have been profitable or even possible. U have a great track record with innovation, but we don't feel that u could pull this off. Bungie: but what about the hungry customer? Activision: by the time they realize they're not getting the original idea, well already have their money. Also, in hopes of eventually getting their burger close to your original idea, they'll continue to spend money on our add ons. Bungie: ...is this just a grand revenge scheme for all those years we kicked your COD asses with Halo? Activision: yes.
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  • Also, Halo had Red vs.Blue

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  • Well said. Activision needs to rethink their approach on their games.

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  • [quote]Honestly I see it more this way... Bungie: I want to make the greatest Big Mac in the world! It'll have everything on it, and all these flavors will seamlessly intertwine to create this amazing food experience! But I'll need funding to make it happen... Activison: That is a fantastic idea! We will fund this, but we want to make a few changes to make the burger more accessible for everyone. Bungie: YAY FUNDING. Activision: first off, we love the idea of this amazing burger. Let's take your original idea and advertise it to consumers now. Bungie: all right, this is happening! Activision: now that people know about this burger we r coming out with, it's time to make those changes we mentioned earlier. Bungie: okay...? Activision: instead of putting everything on it, we r going to strip it down to the patty and nothing else. It will still technically be a burger and we will save a lot of money making it, and still be able to charge regular price. Bungie: wait a mo- Activision: then, to make even more money, we will mail the customer then bun a few months later for an additional fee. Bungie: but what about all the condiments? Activision: depending on how many people order the bun, we may consider shipping some of the condiments in a condensed form later for additional money. Bungie: but we advertised our original idea with all the stuff included. It was gonna be amazing! Won't people be disappointed, even angry? Activision: honestly, we don't believe your original idea would have been profitable or even possible. U have a great track record with innovation, but we don't feel that u could pull this off. Bungie: but what about the hungry customer? Activision: by the time they realize they're not getting the original idea, well already have their money. Also, in hopes of eventually getting their burger close to your original idea, they'll continue to spend money on our add ons. Bungie: ...is this just a grand revenge scheme for all those years we kicked your COD asses with Halo? Activision: yes.[/quote] Lol kick their cod ass halo never sold more than any cod game ever

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  • Sales don't count for jack in the world of ass kicking. All that really matters is the ass of a franchise with a ridiculous amount of copy-paste sequels all with ps1 grade particle effects, and the MJOLNIR covered boot of one swiftly kicking Master Chief. Hint: this is the part where I anxiously await whatever pointless rebuttal anyone can muster so that I can feast on their rage/tears/hilarious-attempts-to-make-points-based-on-different-opinions!

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  • [quote]Sales don't count for jack in the world of ass kicking. All that really matters is the ass of a franchise with a ridiculous amount of copy-paste sequels all with ps1 grade particle effects, and the MJOLNIR covered boot of one swiftly kicking Master Chief. Hint: this is the part where I anxiously await whatever pointless rebuttal anyone can muster so that I can feast on their rage/tears/hilarious-attempts-to-make-points-based-on-different-opinions![/quote] Lol stupid kid halo is shit thats why no one buys it if it was so good It would of sold more now go kill ur self dumb fanboy

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  • Shut up Meg.

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  • Dude, that was delicious. I couldn't have asked for a better feast of n00b. I don't suppose u care to serve seconds, do you mr. Got-his-butt-whipped-in-halo-so-now-he-hates-it-since-he-has-no-skill?

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  • But did it have screaming 8 year olds? Didn't think so....

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  • Actually...

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  • Great post - Loved it :D

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  • Edited by SAScourge: 10/23/2014 8:47:44 AM
    [quote]Bungie: ...is this just a grand revenge scheme for all those years we kicked your COD asses with Halo? Activision: yes.[/quote]

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  • -blam!- halo.

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  • U sad soulless person.

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  • lol just said that to get a rise but halo did not kick CoDs ass, CoD has made way more money and fans. me personally im a fan of both or I was, CoD has always attracted me more for it takes a little more skill to play. and halo was fun with all the different game modes but I got really annoyed when the majority of players on halo are 12

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  • You got your CoD and Halo mixed up there a lil bit idn't you?

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  • no? cod doesn't have half as many squeakers on as halo

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  • I have ran into way more squekers on CoD in 1 month than I have my entire time with halo, I guess we just had different luck when it came to squeakers. My opinion still stands on the skill gap though and that's why CoD sells more, it's a easy mode casual shooter made to look hardcore. lol

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  • I refer again to my previous statement.

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  • as I do to both of mine (: halo sucks and I got a rise out of a fanboy

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  • Aha! I have you now! I refer to my previous statements... A THIRD time! Wahahaha! Come back from THAT, you person with a different opinion (my gravest insult!)

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  • I don't like Activision, even before Destiny...

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  • They're worse than ea, imo

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  • Quite possibly. http://youtu.be/UZ5BpeHVTWY

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  • No one should

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  • This is some straight up M Night Shyamalan levels of twist on the end of that post.

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