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World peace is impossible
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Bacon leads to the other two . . .
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Cancer or bacon, cancer so I can eat bacon
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First choice is kept hidden from us, second is never going to happen as long as we're alive in this world, and third is up and running since the fact of the reproduction process exists.
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World peace, as that could result in getting a cure for cancer faster than in the world we live in. Meh iv already got unlimited bacon. [spoiler]ill never tell you the bacon secret [/spoiler]
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Bacon 1). Sell bacon. Being an infinite resource to you, costs will be pretty low. Profits, well... you're selling cheap bacon. 2). Invest bacon- err..., [i]profits[/i] into cancer research. 3). Use cancer research fund to cover up building an army made out of bacon men. 4). Take over world. Institute a violence tax. 5).??? 6). Profit.
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1 ReplyWhy is Hitler not an option? :(
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5 RepliesWorld peace is probably more important than curing cancer. Plus if there was world peace, humanity would probably be more capable of producing scientific advancements. So handling cancer could eventually become as trivial as reducing the effects of a headache.
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Bacon is delicious, yes, but we'll never make a cure for cancer available to the public; after all, there's more money to be made in managing a disease than eradicating it. And if people die, then the people responsible for their care still got hella paid, so no fücks are given on that level. So Imma just say world peace.
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Bacon is overrated and very unhealthy cure cancer ftw.
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Cancer cause then that's one less u just need to cure Ebola, aids, and STDs and you'll be invincible
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3 RepliesBring about world peace Leloich vi Britannia style.