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10/4/2014 1:51:24 PM
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What are you, a girl? You're a warrior. If you are concerned with your hair style you should go play a gay bar simulator.
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  • say that to everyone playing Saint's row and Team Fortress. hats, mother-blam!-er. hair is no different.

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  • Edited by Matrifocal: 10/4/2014 7:32:00 PM
    Suck a dick. You are just a stupid troll. Go play Pokemon. You'd know what a gay bar simulator is right? Because I think you suck dick.

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  • you kidding me? pokemon is awesome. no, what you should have said is something along the lines of "go back to farmville".

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  • 'll -blam!-ing skin your eyeballs with my teeth, you prancing little cocksuck. Screaming -blam!-. I'll -blam!-ing inject your organs full of gasoline and light your -blam!-ing fairy ass on fire. You'll be one roasted -blam!-. Afterward I'll feed your scorched carcass to your firstborn and impregnate your widow with a bloodthirsty hellspawn. The last thing you'll see as your skin boils and bubbles off your bones and your screams of agony pierce the atmosphere will be me -blam!- your dog in half with a dick covered in razor blades.

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  • Reported. I am also reporting you for your name. I think you are just a troll, and if you are not, then you need help. You have anger issues. Awwwww.

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  • OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER -blam!-ING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A -blam!-. COCKMUFFIN Report away cock muffin

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  • i think a resounding "what the -blam!-?" from the entire community is an absolutely necessary response to this.

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  • I... I can't believe I just read this.

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  • Wow. That [i]really[/i] overdid it.

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  • It's copy pasta I have no control over it

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