Here's how bungie would do it
Director: the speaker heard of a big wibbly wobbly doodle in deep space and you have to go look at it * epic music*
*skip all spaceship cutscenes and start at place where you land*
* walk down a short corridor and activate the terminal without ghost talking at all*
Ghost: quick defend me! I have to use my 1337 hacking software that on a completely unrelated note, seems to coicendentally finish after you kill three waves of dregs that are somehow just "Harry potter poofing in" around us!
*guardian says nothing and kills all the things*
*skip all cutscenes until you walk into room with blob*
*blob is a reskinned sepiks prime and has all the same attacks, all pods are full of dregs*
*guardians kills trash mobs and bullet hoses the prime for a hour*
Ghost: the speaker will be delighted to know we killed whatever stuff
* guardian is rewarded with 2 ascendent energy and a blue engram*
This mission lasts two hours and costs 15 dollars in microtransactions
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Tragically accurate.
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It's funny because it's true! No, wait... It's sad because it's true..
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So mrtibbles, how long have you been working for Bungie?
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This is so true..