Jax, Fl joke:
A police officer was driving down Interstate 10 when he noticed a car going very slow. Being under the minimum speed limit, he pulled it over. Looking into the driver's window, he saw a small elderly woman. He asked her, "Mam, do you know how fast you were going?"
She replied, "Why yes officer, 10 miles per hour, the speed limit."
Noticing her mistake, he said, "Actually Mam, this is I-95 and the speed limit is 65." Just then he noticed two more elderly women in the back of the car, both were shivering and shaking. He asked them, "Are you alright?"
One of them replied,
[spoiler]She just got off of I-295!!![/spoiler]
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