[b]DISCLAIMER[/b]: Despite my name, this thread contains factual information.
[b]IMPORTANT REASON FOR LEAVING FOLLOWS: [/b] [spoiler]Obviously this wasn't a simple decision as honestly I don’t like leaving online communities, the last guild in my last PvP mmo had a pretend party with both me and our rival guilds, and it was awesome. (I even got to 1v1 their leaders which was awesome). But I knew that I wouldn’t be able to impact their lives anymore and as a figurehead leaving them would leave them somewhat stranded (they ended up disbanding a couple months down the line). So doing this isn’t the easiest for me – I hate leaving any online community that I’m part of.
You see one of my problems is that I have an addictive nature, thank god I haven’t tried out drugs yet because I really don’t think I could get off of them. Hopefully you can see by what I’m saying that I was addicted to Destiny. Sure owning every exotic in the game was a great feat but at what cost, friends told me that they didn’t see me anymore, I’ve become a hermit. I even ended up ignoring a girl that had a thing for me because well I just didn’t text her, I was just playing destiny. What had more of an effect was when I realised how art work I hadn’t gotten done because of this, and man I love drawing and shit but I nearly broke down when I realised I had gotten rusty due to my immense time playing video games like Destiny. 19 years old, no job and losing my most beloved skill.
Coming back from Holiday I felt refreshed, I purposely didn’t play Destiny despite being back and landed myself a couple interviews and even went on a work trial (it was crap but its still progress). I played basketball with my friends and visited my grandparents (plus played some other games). It was the small things in life that I was missing out on sitting on that couch. When I did try Destiny again I could feel it gripping on me, it was hard to shake off. I had to decide between wasting my potential or improving myself for the rest of my life. I can’t play Destiny anymore without risking losing my future. It’s sad isn’t it? I’m looking back on the months playing and wondering where did it all go…
I’m honestly trying to not get teary eyed while typing this *puts on shades to hide my eyes*. Now going forward in my life, as of my last Xur update I will be trading in Destiny (as well as Far Cry 4). This doesn’t mean I’ll be totally gone, like I said I like to do art/digital art and I’m considering making my own exotic equipment that I could post onto the forums in the future. Plus I am on other games as well so there’s that (I’ll post below). It’s a long road ahead for me and I hope my future is as bright as I believe it to be. Good luck to you all and I wish you the best of luck in whatever you choose to do in the future.
To serve and Misinform.
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[b]XUR IS IN THE TOWER FOR THE WEEKEND [/b]
[b]IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHEN XUR COMES EACH FRIDAY CHECK THE BOUNTY TIMER HE RESETS AT THE SAME TIME [/b]
[b]MAKE SURE TO UPVOTE AND FAVOURITE THIS POST SO IT DOESN'T GET SWAMPED BY ALL THE OTHER STUFF ON THE FORUMS[/b]
[b]Location[/b]: From when you enter the tower go towards tower north, head all the way down the corridor till you enter the courtyard, on the far side of the courtyard (past the speaker entrance) you should see Xur in the corner giving me free loot because of my return.
[u]Main Wares[/u]
[b]Universal remote[/b]
"Turning off your foes one shot at a time."
Exotic Shotgun - 23 coins
302/331 attack (Kinetic)
- This shotgun can is equipped in the primary weapon slot
- Kills with this weapon grant bonus damage for a short time
- Range and Precision damage increases greatly while aiming down the sights
[b]ATS/8 Arachnid[/b]
"Keep your eyes on the prize boys? Erm which set?"
Exotic Hunter Helmet - 13 coins
407/447 Defence
LIGHT + 30/36
Discipline + 44/47
Strength +44/47
- Causing damage with a grenade reduces your melee cooldown
- Replenish super energy when you kill an energy with a grenade
- Your golden gun zooms in for accuracy when aimed
Bungie clearly likes someone today ;)
[b]HEART OF THE PRAXIC FIRE[/b]
"Guardian on the streets, Sunsinger in the sheets"
Exotic Warlock Chest - 13 Coins
444/488 Defence
LIGHT + 30/36
Discipline +129/139
- Further decrease all ability cooldowns while radiance is active
- Carry more ammo for heavy weapons
- Carry more ammo for fusion rifles
[b]No Back up Plans[/b]
"The fist is mightier than the plan"
Exotic Titan Gauntlets - 13 coins
Light + 30/36
333/366 Defence
Strength +89/96
- Force barrier stays active for longer
- Increased melee attack speed
- Increased reload speed for special weapons
[b]CRYPTACH'S ENGRAM IS HERE[/b]
- BUY IT
- MOTES ARE BACK IN ACTION
- MAY IT BLESS YOU WITH EXOTICS
- CRYPTACHS BUSINESS BOOMS LIKE EVER
- COSTS 23 MOTES OF LIGHT
- [b]HELMET ENGRAM[/b]
[b]THIS POST IS READY TO BE PLAGIARISED BY REPORTERS, MY BODY IS READY[/b]
[u]EXOTIC UPGRADES[/u]
[b]THE FOLLOWING EXOTICS CAN BE UPGRADED THIS WEEK FOR 1 EXOTIC SHARD AND AROUND 7K GLIMMER[/b]
[b]WEAPONS:[/b]
- BASED [b]INVECTIVE[/b]
- [b]THORN[/b] IN MY SIDE
- [b]UNIVERSAL[/b] WIIMOTE (you could just buy it)
- BAD JUJU
- SUPER GOOD ADVICE....BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T JUST DO THE BOUNTY AGAIN
- SUPER PLAYSTATION EXCLUSIVE CONSOLE PEASANT APPROVED [b]MONTE CARLO[/b]
[b]ARMOR:[/b]
- CREST OF RES ME MEDIC [b](TITAN)[/b]
- I SUMMON THE [b]INSURMOUNTABLE SKULLFORT[/b] IN DEFENCE POSITION (THAT HONESTLY SOUNDS LIKE A YU-GI-OH CARD)
- THREE EYED JOE [b](MASK OF THE THIRD MAN)[/b]
- TUMOR AND FRIENDS [b](ACHLYOPHAGE SYMBIOTE)[/b]
- HELM OF DIRE AHAMPHAROAH
- YE OLDE [b]VOIDFANG[/b] CORSET CIRCA. 1298
[u]OTHER WARES[/u]
Fusion Rifle experience booster x5 - 1 coin
Sniper Rifle experience booster x5 - 1 coin
MAchine Gun experience booster x5 - 1 coin
Sparrow upgrades (speed and durability) Blue and Green- 23 coins
Exotic shard - 7 Coins
[b]NO HEAVY AMMO PACKS[/b]
[b]URN OF SACRIFICE[/b] - 1 coin (is there even a point to this quest?)
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EDIT1: all item stats and abilities have been added
EDIT2: changed location details for better clarity and readjusted bold and underlines
EDIT3: Wares added for 03/10/2014 - 05/10/2014
EDIT4: Wares added for 10/10/2014 - 12/10/2014
EDIT5: Wares added for 17/10/2014 - 19/10/2014
EDIT6: Wares added for 24/10/2014 - 26/10/2014
EDIT7: Wares added for 31/10/2014 - 2/11/2014
EDIT8: Wares added for 07/11/2014 - 09/11/2014
EDIT9: Wares added for 14/11/2014 - 16/11/2014
EDIT10: Wares added for 21/11/2014 - 23/11/2014
EDIT11: Wares added for 28/11/2014 - 30/11/2014
EDIT12: Wares added for 05/12/2014 - 07/12/2014
EDIT13: Wares added for 12/12/2014 - 14/12/2014 and new upgrades section added
EDIT14: Wares added for 19/12/2014 - 21/12/2014
EDIT15: Wares added for 02/01/2015 - 04/01/2015
EDIT16: Wares added for 16/01/2015 - 18/01/2015
EDIT17: Wares added for 23/01/2015 - 25/01/2015
EDIT18: WHY DO I STILL DO THESE? Wares added for 30/01/2015 - 01/02/2015
Edit19: The last one Q.Q - Wares added for 27/02/2015 - 29/02/2015
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[spoiler]My other posts:
How to lose an exotic: http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/81564358/0/0
Lady Truth strutts her stuff: http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/78692660/0/0/1
Raid with me senpai: http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/82484954/0/0
Panic Super 101: http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/83130575
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[i]~ to serve and misinform[/i]
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[quote]MAY IT BLESS YOU WITH NO EXOTICS[/quote] goddamn hilarious and IDK why.
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6 RepliesTwo fish swimming upstream run into a concrete wall. One fish looks over at the other and says "dam"
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LOL love the descriptions brings a smile to my face every time.
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Hopefully the engram is back next week. Like to do something with these motes of light >_>
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thank you again for this great post. I look forward to it every week. What a day.... selling IB! And Obsidian Mind, i saw all the exciting comments so had to buy that as well, After that, out of strange coins so no upgrade for Hunter chest and Hunter helmet :( maybe some other day...) ...
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Weekly bump, love your updates. Your descriptions always guarantee a laugh.
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here is a video if anyone dont want to read
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Yo, messaged you, man.
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6 RepliesYou literally just copy and paste ibtimes.com every week? Made me lol after I checked there first and saw your post now aha
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Best. Descriptions. Ever. Thank you.
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I love you bro bring a smile to my face
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Bump bro
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40 RepliesEdited by X Factor30: 1/16/2015 5:09:08 PMMisinformant, why would you think it would be OK to even put that as a description!? Did you even consider the fan base around this game would be diverse or did you not consider that either!? You should be ashamed of you self for even posting that and not considering the repercussions for your actions. I need someone from bungie to chime in on this. Update this immediately....as in NOW!!! I do have a screen shot of this btw.
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Bungie decided to go Oprah on us....You get an IB! You get an IB! You get an IB! Just got the game for Xmas? You get an IB! X'ur next week: The [b]Gjallasurexbreaker[/b] which combines the four most wanted weapons in the game into one...Weapon Description "Why put the time in, when we can just give it to ya?!" Joke
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5 RepliesUsed my last 7 coins to buy Xur's upgrade for The Last Word which I purchased last week and now I'm confused. Not only did it reset all the upgrades I've carried out but I can't see what is different to the original. Can any one please enlighten me as to what Xur's upgrade has actually done; other than steal my time and money. Great gun though!
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4 RepliesIs the dark below needed to buy the warlock helmet?
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3 RepliesRacism isn't funny.
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Can't wait to level up my gun gun zap zap
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I look forward to this post as much as ZÜR himself
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16 RepliesWhy can't he sell Midas multi tool!!!! All I want is Midas..
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This should make alot of people happy.
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Keep up this good work
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I look forward to your posts each Friday
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This week is a good week. I like this week.
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All Hail Xur!
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28 RepliesI have the 300 damage Ice Breaker. Is worth just buying the new one or waiting for the upgrade to come around?