If dogs don't exist, then what was it that ate my toy clownfish and old sneakers during the 2 weeks between me leaving for college and coming back for labor day weekend?
My dad?
An egret that broke in?
[spoiler]My mother has a solid alibi.[/spoiler]
English
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I promised not to say; but I [i]will[/i] say this: Your sneakers are very sneaky.
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[i]Dammit...[/i] I Should've known it was an inside job...