Did you know our emotes like putting and dancing and all actually affect it, I pointed right when it was at my shoulder height and arms length away and it sent it flying
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You seem to be under the impression of having any kind of power over the Purple Ball. The reality is though that you dance when the Purple Ball wants you to dance.
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No I am the speaker if the purple ball, it speakss to me and I listen and follow it's guidance
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Go find some soccer ball lovers to preach to. There is only one glorious Purple object that I listen too.
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But it doesn't speak to you, for it chose me, and me alone to speak to me for it knows I shall listen and obey
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You know not what others hear. I hear the bounce of the Purple Ball strongly.
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Only a bounce? Your faith is weak
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You question my faith? You are clearly a soccer ball love come to undermine me. Be gone traitor.
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I am no heretic, I speak the words the great purple ball tells me to, I act on its knowledge, it is my path in the lost woods I am it's servant
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The Purple Ball can speak for itself. It does not need a voice it needs only the love of the faithful.
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But do you listen, seems like you don't, for you did not hear it's secrets and it's voice
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Purple Balls secrets are unknowable. It's voice is the breath of creation, it burns hotter then a trillion universes worth of stars; to hear it is to know the most glorious of deaths. Considering you are still prodding about it is clear you have not heard it.
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It has spoken to me, because I listen, others think they listen but all they hear is the voice of themselves thinking, I speaks to me and I listen
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Are you incapable of reading? I've already explained that you are wrong, I guess it just takes longer for that information to sink in with you.
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I'm not wrong, you're a heretic
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You are an idiot.
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