I will do my best to teach every guardian the rich Cabal language of Space Turtle.
English
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I'll take you up on that. It'll help to know what my enemies are crying out in their dying breath. [spoiler]I'm coming for you.[/spoiler]
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This is a language class Mr. Bloorax. Do you want to have detention for killing the teacher?
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Teach me how then.
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OK, but in order to do that I need to staple the top of your lip to your nose. Our first lesson will be on growls.
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Hahaha that's great.
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I carry a translator around everywhere I go. It comes in a nice handheld device and is loud enough to ensure all around may hear it. It is very quick and right to the point. Tends to make all before me kneel at my feet. I tend to carry 3 at any given time to use depending on the situation, if they are big enough I have a translator with a very large mouth and a nice big blast for the uglies I am trying to converse with. They have not failed me yet.
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Can I see this device to judge it's accuracy in translations?
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Sure, here is a few of them. http://www.destinythegame.com/wheretobuy/vanguard-armory
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Something tells me you don't really want to learn how to roll your growls to speak space turtle.
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No need, I get my point across just fine with these =P And the best part, they never talk back to me after hearing what I have to say either.
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You win I have to say it but you win the internet, man Congrats.
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Well shit, what am I supposed to do with the rest of my life now? Meh, there are always the uglies to kill still. =P
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I don't know man that's up to the man in the moon.
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Well damn. Hopefully he will resurrect me and let me become Legend. If not, I will throw more money at him. Wait.....I won the internet, can't I just control HIM through that?
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But you don't know who the man in the moon is...
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The internet knows all! MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
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I said you won it not that you where it.
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If I won it doesn't that mean I know own it? So I can make it do anything I want, including controlling all my robot slaves and spreading false information to create mass scale chaos! I mean after all, what fun is the world without a little chaos? Or a lot........either way.
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We are doomed.
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I will keep the post office open on the tower as a safe haven. Don't worry. Wait, whats this red button I found? It reads, "Don't push, tower self destruct activation switch".....Hey Jimmy! You know anything about this thing? No? Hmmm. *pushes button* Eh.....what was that noise? The tower? What about it? O_O umm.........if anyone asks I was not here, I was cleaning out my rifle while hunting some Vex out on Venus.