A way to pass the time over the next few days is to exchange jokes! I'll start. What did the buffalo say to it's son who was leaving for college?[spoiler]Bi son[/spoiler]
A blonde walks into a doctors office. "Doctor, you need to help me, I am hurting everywhere! When I touch my arm it hurts, when I touch my stomach it hurts, even when I touch my leg it hurts!" "Honey, you have a broken finger."