A way to pass the time over the next few days is to exchange jokes! I'll start. What did the buffalo say to it's son who was leaving for college?[spoiler]Bi son[/spoiler]
A woman gets on to a bus, and sits down next to a man who notices that she is obviously upset. He asks her what's wrong and she exclaims: "While I was getting on the bus, the bus driver said that my baby is ugly!" The man, upon hearing this was shocked. He replied: "That's just rude! If you want to go up to the front and yell at him, I'll hold your monkey!"