I have discovered that the only thing worse than a white knight... Is a weed knight*.
How to tell you've encountered a weed knight.
1. Those insufferable people who will cling to any argument, no matter how retarded it is, to protect and glorify weed.
2. They sound so brainwashed, bringing up the same tired points that a typical weed knight brings up.
3. It feels like your brain cells are actually suiciding as you are having a discussion with a someone.
4. They say cannabis.
5. They act like it has the power to cure cancer and many other diseases.
If you can add to the list of how to spot a weed knight, do post it here. We need to find out and expose how many of these scum post on this forum.
*trade mark pending
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6. If they wear any Rastafarian colours.
7. They wear clothing displaying a weed leaf.
8. Putting weed stickers on crappy cars.
9. If they say '"you should toke up, that will calm you down"'
10. When they talk a out spreading Nutella on something called a "booty". It's a pirate thing I think.
11. When Caucasians have dreds. (Why would you ever?)
12. When they call weed "grass". (It's not grass -_-. And even real weeds are not grass so stfu.)
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Uh...I wear red, yellow, green and black occasionally and I don't count myself in as a "weed knight". I grew up in Hawaii. There's a lot of people there who identify with the reggae lifestyle.
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B-but, M'Lady!
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"Doctor! Can you prescribe me some weed so that my cancer and diabeetus might be cured?" I think I'm dying of laughter.
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>was expecting Dark Knight reference >is [u][i][b]~highly~[/b][/i][/u] disappointed
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Noted Sugar. But I'll probably just spray them with a spray bottle filled with spider pheromones.
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*Green knight
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My opinion on all drugs is you should not do them in public but I couldn't care less if you do them by yourself or with a friend. One of my pet peeves is people smoking in public places (I have asthma and weed and tobacco wreak havoc on my lungs) or people who are clearly drunk/high acting like idiots.
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Raw sugar is back?
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I completely agree with you. Oh and here's another for your list... When they call weed grass or I need some grass man...
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Heres multiple articles about the truth of cannabis pros and cons for all of your hearts desire! http://www.iflscience.com/tags/cannabis
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Those arguments with Camnator made my brain cells explode.
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Edited by LegendOfWinter: 9/6/2014 4:07:46 PMDon't listen to them Raw! I'll protect you! [spoiler]hue[/spoiler] [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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Edited by TheNoss: 9/6/2014 4:06:41 PMLol someones perspective is so limited. Whether you hate people for using a drug considered less toxic to your body then alcohol. Or wanting the facts about "weed". Yes there are annoying people sometimes that glorify weed in a way that "its cool" when its not. But that does not mean you can bash on a whole community for the few. Do you also pick on people who choose to be gay? Or are you gonna single out all the no lifes on this forum next? Some of the nicest people ive met smoke weed. its also evident that you never tried it. Newsflash Raw Sugar people smoke to get high not to look cool.
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Edited by skelingtin: 9/6/2014 3:29:35 PMYou got to stop hating annoying people, they can't get jailed for being annoying. Stick to segmenting those who enact physical violence, like drunks.
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You said "scum". Lol. Haven't seen that in a sentence lately.
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Edited by WickedIronAngel: 9/6/2014 5:08:31 AMI don't smoke weed but I don't think it's a threat to our existence if anything it's a useful plant that puts out more oxygen than most trees or any other the land plant. It's being proven to stop epileptic seizures and can be used instead of man made medicines that they are now finding out destroy the gums and teeth and that the man made meds actually harden the brains soft grey matter causing dementia, and Alzheimer's disease like symptoms the longer you use them. There was a report that it could be used as a treatment as opposed to surgery which is highly risky for epileptic patients. I could go on and on with good things, but I think the fact that weed oil can be used to save or make a child's life with epilepsy better opposed to dangerous risky operations and man made meds that are toxic to the brain is good enough.
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You're, like, one crazy chick. Just like chill, baby, let it all hang out, ride the free love highway to where it's at. That's a heavy trip you're, like, laying on me, girl. Spiders are from mars, it's real, man
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O hai there Shadows. It's good to see you out of those chains.
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Let's get rid I all the weed! *sets weed field on fire* I didn't think this one through... *begins psychedelic trip*
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Oh geez you're quite the uptight dumbass xD I'd rather hang out with "weed knights" rather than you OP.
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Edited by Hostile AKs: 9/4/2014 1:20:17 PMHighlights Charlotte’s Web is a sativa marijuana strain that has gained popularity as a good option for treating seizures as well as a range of other medical conditions. This medical potency is due to its high-CBD content, which was specifically cultivated by Colorado breeders The Stanley Brothers for a young epileptic patient named Charlotte. However, the thick “web” of trichomes on Charlotte’s flowers are also storied to have led to the name. This strain is effective with little to no psychoactive effects, making it great for those who don’t want their medication to affect their daily tasks. Charlotte’s powerful web may cause dizziness for some patients, so new users should be cautious. Overall, the flowers of this strain have a fresh pine aroma.
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I have a weed sticker on my 2013 jeep, and on my 71 Pontiac firebird resto. Does that count?
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You know what's worse than a weed knight? [spoiler]Those Black Knight -blam!-ers with the great bows in Dark Souls before the Ornstein and Smough boss fight [/spoiler]