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Edited by o_____________o: 8/27/2014 1:03:31 PM

What if Obama became the Speaker?

I was watching the o'rielly factor when an idea popped into my head. What if Barack Obama became the Speaker? How do you think this would affect the story? What changes do you think he would make? I want to hear what you think, but first I will list my guesses. *Instead of fighting the darkness and protecting the city, he would call back all the guardians. *he would attempt to apologize to Earth's enemies for the arrogance of the traveler. *He would put a %60 tax on all guardians' glimmer and use it to fund his space golfing. *Supers would be nerfed. *He would secretly give weapons to bands of the Fallen in a special mission called "fast and fallen." *revival would take 4 hours due to his new affordable traveler care act. *Instead of helping you, he will give impressive speeches about how he helps you. *Overwhelming evidence would support the suspicion that he wasn't born on Earth or even human, but he would provide fabricated proof to the contrary. *he would let fallen into the city and refuse to tighten security around the walls. *high ranking guardians would be penalized for their achievements. *the hive would be referred to as the unified rebels. *he would have the ghost say "that wizard came from Bush." *the darkness would no longer be referred to as the darkness, but as twilight. *he would attempt to disarm the traveler. His logic being that if we put down our weapons, the will too. *the guardians would be villainized by his cronies and supporters.
#Destiny #satire

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