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8/28/2014 4:27:04 AM

Death of America

It's official. Obama has decided to surrender to China. Although the announcement has not been made public, as of December 31st we will all become Chinese citizens. Members of Obama's inner circle leaked this information two hours ago. All of your political freedoms will be eliminated, and you will only be allowed to have one child. Anyone who currently has multiple children will be forced to send the younger ones to a labor camp. When we elected Obama, some people warned us this would happen, but we ignored them, saying that they were crazy extremists. But now, as we all reflect on our poor decision, waiting to have all personal property taken from us and move to Canada as refugees, all we can do is try to find a way to tell our children how we were responsible for electing an incompetent man to lead the most powerful nation in the world.
#Offtopic #satire

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