originally posted in:Lost Battalion
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.
Chuck Norris can answer a 'missed call'
PSN ID: MaryJuan-a
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#Offtopic
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1 ReplyChuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people....then the grenade exploded
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1 ReplyChuck Norris doesn't t-bag, he potatoe sacks.
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True Story!
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3 RepliesChuck Norris can rhyme with orange. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Every night, before the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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1 ReplyEdited by jjab2034: 9/3/2014 10:51:42 PMChuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
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OP is 12.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris told a joke... [spoiler]Everyone died laughing[/spoiler]
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3 Repliescuck noris is gay
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Edited by Demonic Sniper: 9/2/2014 6:49:37 PMA man and a woman have just had sex The female goes on about baby names She turns to the man and asks what he would call the baby The man takes off the condom and says "If he can escape this i will name him chuck-fu[b]c[/b]king Norris"
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1 ReplyLife gave Chuck Norris lemons, so he made orange juice.
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Chuck Noris can walk on water and swim through land !
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and crapped out Mr. Miagi.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris? Never heard of her
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Chuck Norris hates your thread. [spoiler]the joke... is your life[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyChuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 50 people... then the grenade exploded.
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LOLOL. Nice jokes bro.
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Chuck Norris's tears cure every illness in the world, but he's never cried.
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2 RepliesChuck Norris noticed that OP stole my avatar and round housed kicked OP
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Chuck Nahriss
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Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people. He punches so hard and so fast people think they've been shot
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Oh man crying tears at the grizzly bear. I can just see him shaking lol
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When Chuck Norris was born the only person crying was the doctor. Never slap baby Norris.
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When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
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The only way to a mans heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Edited by Hostile AKs: 9/1/2014 6:12:43 AM2001 called.... [spoiler]imb41986called[/spoiler]
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Real old but....chuck norris doesn't do pushups....he pushes the world down.