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8/31/2014 10:13:38 PM
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Destiny is love, Destiny is life

My friend made this one for me I was 18 years old. I loved Destiny so much, I had all the merchandise and the legendary edition. I pray to Bungie every night before bed, thanking them for the game I will be given "Destiny is love" I say. "Destiny is life." My dad hears me and he calls me overhyped. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Destiny. I call him a hater. He slaps me and takes my Xbox. I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and my gaming hands are really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's my Titan character. I am so happy. He whispers into my ear, "this is my exotic" He grabs me with his powerful Guardian hands and puts me on my hands an knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass cheeks for my Titan. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much but I do it for my Titan. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please my Titan. He uses his Fist of Havoc and he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in My Titan looks him straight in the eye and says "The Golden Age is over now" My Titan leaves through my window. Destiny is love, Destiny is life
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  • Edited by Raider1987: 11/12/2014 1:05:00 PM
    Wat. I bet you didn't even get a level 8 uncommon engram for taking a pounding.
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  • I will bump this forever
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    • Good lord the game's not even out yet and the fan fictions are already starting!?
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      • Is this some odd porno?......
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          Toland Drump
          Toland Drump

          Make the last city great again - 8/27/2016 4:32:45 AM

          no..just no
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        • Thank you...SO MUCH...
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        • So true so true
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        • That. Was. Buetiful.
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          StudyOfWumbo
          StudyOfWumbo

          I Am Still Here... - old

          ive already seen one of these with moon wizards.
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        • Someone give this guy a MEDAL!!!!!
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        • No. No. No! … NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[spoiler]OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!![/spoiler]
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        • *Destiny is love, Destiny is nolife ;)
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        • Yes, dear God almighty YES!!!!
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        • Lol you got this from shrek! Good one!
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        • And you wrote it backwards
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        • Talk about stealing a -blam!-en post what a dumb bitch
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        • Destiny is my wife!
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        • I love you. [spoiler]Ask your friend if he'll have mah bbys?[/spoiler]
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        • Funny shit
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        • Why.. I just got that shít out of my head.. why did I read this lol
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        • Lol.. Yep.
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        • This just scared me for life but that's okay because destiny is love destiny is life[spoiler]mmmmkkkk[/spoiler]
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          • YEs
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          • This would be good if it was original. This has came from a YouTuber and this was on the forums at the time of the beta. Except instead of The Titan it was The Purple Ball.
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          • Your dad did you a favor by taking away your Xbox.
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          • It's from some equally messed up YouTube video. Just replace Titan with Shrek and that's what the video is about. [spoiler]I just shutter when I hear this[/spoiler]
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