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Edited by Dr HypGnostic: 8/30/2014 10:51:59 PM
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The Titan Is The Most Well Equipped Guardian To Take Back The Galaxy...

Yes, he is.

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No, he is not and this post makes no sense.

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Umm who is Douglas Adams?

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The titan is hands down the most well equipped guardian simply because he has a towel, he and his trusty towel shall conquer all. A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta You can lie on it on the brilliant marble‐sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours You can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon Use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth Wet it for use in hand‐to‐hand‐combat Wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindbogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you — daft as a bush, but very ravenous) You can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough. More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: nonhitchhiker) discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, washcloth, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet-weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitchhiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitchhiker might have accidentally "lost.". What the strag will think is that any man that can hitch the length and breadth of the Galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through and still know where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
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  • Departure is only days away guardians. To my fellow Titans, make sure you know where your towel is!
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  • Where is kakrafoon
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  • Edited by TehPwnShow: 9/1/2014 8:04:24 AM
    The galaxy? LOL You're disastrously misinformed. Destiny takes place only in our solar system, not our entire galaxy... It seems like many people all over are making this idiotic mistake, thinking Destiny takes place around the entire galaxy or even multiple galaxies. It always gets me irritated; I don't know why...
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    • Titan Towels signify that they are the leaders of the squad. Why else would quarterbacks wear them pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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    • Towel is love Towel is life
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      • Edited by XDominationX777: 9/1/2014 10:46:33 PM
        Towelie
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      • Edited by ROBOWAR: 8/31/2014 9:43:08 PM
        I was just gonna soak mine and run around snapping hive with it @_×
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      • That may be the case, but the Hunter's cape is basically a larger towel wrapped around their neck...
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        • #titans
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        • Edited by Comms_12389: 9/1/2014 7:27:24 PM
          Lets be honest...don't we all feel safer with a towel? You know the feeling when you come out of the shower and you have forgotten your towel...and the scariest 15 seconds of your life follow as you try to get to your room without your house mates noticing.
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        • Enough said.
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          • Pshh hunters have scarf-capes
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          • Also titans are badasses
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          • Yep
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          • Two words: Butt Wipe... That is why I am a titan
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          • "Titan spelled backwards is, natiT or other wise know as [b]not iT[/b], I'm cool with Hunter"
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            • :0 my face when i found out that the line of that titans collar isn't fur
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              • Ahh the guide to the galaxy, much wisdom can gleaned from it.
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                • Nah warlock ftw
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                • But the warlocks coat is like a snuggie.
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                  • Douglas Adams is -blam!-ing awesome.
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                    • Just remember not to panic
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                      • Edited by Spartan1732: 9/1/2014 7:35:02 AM
                        You're a towel!
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                        • It's more of a dish cloth.
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                          • I think the titan is the best class there is but it's not fun so I'm playing a Hunter.
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                            Titan looks cool, even tho I prefer warlock for skills, I hate that the damn warlock wears a dress.. Laaaaame
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