I'd bring Zone-Tan. Then my chain would go like this, Zone brings Shadbase, Spazkid, and a blow torch. Shadbase would bring gasoline, matches and a bucket Spazkid would bring a shovel, rope, and a metal pole. I would bring (since you didn't say what we couldn't bring) a genie to grant me wishes And a gun with a full clip. So I Can kill all three of them I would then have the genie grant me 2 wishes: "After each day for 16 days, when I kill them they, are resurrected with full memory of who killed them" "I wish my pistol clip re filled after each day as well" Id kill all three of them every day for 16 days while they are fully aware of why I'm doing it. It would be cool.