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Edited by the one and only: 8/31/2014 6:56:26 PM
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Some kid got bested and Dildact can't stop crying about it.

So I was on staff duty last night and this pfc, some wannabe thug, stole my wife's phone off the bar last night as she was getting off work. However, his dumbass paid with a card, so she gave me his name. After some easy searching, I find his Facebook (public, what an idiot) and look through his pictures. In one of his pics, he's in front of his barracks, and I can get the building number. After that, I called his unit's staff duty and told them what was going on. When I finally got off at 9 I went in and told them to have the dude bring it back or I will turn it all over to the cops so he gets hit with grand larceny. They were more than willing to help out, especially after he tried to lie about it to them. Now he's getting all kinds of punishment. It's funny, even if I didn't have his unit info, the phone was still being tracked GPS, so he was going to lose either way. [i]edited title per Dildact's insistence.[/i]
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  • ok
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  • Oh boy, you got a phone back. Hooray.
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  • #AlexCrus
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  • [quote]Some kid got bested and Didact can't stop crying about it.[/quote] oh ok.
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  • Top Quality blogpost right here. OP must be a real badass, I'm sure his Fedora looked glorious as the moonlight shone off of his ponytail just after contacting the proper authorities. Good for you getting your wife's phone back, but nobody here gives a fu­ck.
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    I love when the badguy loses.
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    • Edited by The Milkman: 8/31/2014 5:40:31 PM
      Was expecting masses of Fresh Prince of Bel air references due to title.
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      • Do you expect me to care?
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        • He got #shrekt.
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          • That's some Sherlock right there!
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            • Are you gonna get sex for that?
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              • I hope he got smoked all night. -blam!-ing privates man
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                • What an idiot. Got what he deserved. Good on ya man.
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                  Things are getting Frosty - old

                  If the phone wasn't locked, he could have taken off the tracker so citizens can't track his location.
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                  • >pfc Those damn recruits
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                  • Wasn't part of joining the military a way to learn structure and obedience? Apparently the Pfc didn't get drilled hard enough. [spoiler]personal opinion, don't get mad if I said something wrong. [/spoiler]
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                    • Nice.
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                    • There's actually an app you can remotely download to your phone to make it track via GPS. It's called plan b or something, made by Lookout. Pretty useful.
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                      • [i] [/i]
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                        • BRAVO SIR, BRAVO, slow clap and POP THE CHAMPAGNE
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                        • OP is not one to -blam!- with
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                        • That's some pretty intense detective work. Nice.
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                        • Are you Batman??
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                          • GG! That's some detective shit, OP! Nice one!
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