Hey flood, meet my girlfriend, Jill. We spend a lot of time together and generally have a great time. Especially when the light goes out. Sometimes she lets me watch porn and then she goes down on me. I'm really love her.
You guys jelly? You got girlfriends of your own?
Pics or didn't happen though.
>inb4 hands cannot be girlfriends: tell that to the guy who tried to marry the eiffeltower.
>>inb4 OP can't inb4: it's too late. It has already happened.
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9 Replies[spoiler][internal screaming]MY GIRLFRIEND AND I HAVE HAD TO TRY TO DRIFT APART FOR NOW BECAUSE WE'RE ENTERING UNI AND DEALING WITH A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WOULD PROBABLY DESTROY BOTH OUR WORK ETHICS SO NOW WE'RE KIND OF SEPARATE BUT I MISS HER SO MUCH AND ALL OF MY FRIENDS HAVE GONE ON TO OTHER UNIVERSITIES AND I KNOW NOBODY AT THIS UNIVERSITY AND I MISS EVERYONE SO MUCH BUT HOLY SH!T UNIVERSITY IS STRESSFUL AS HELL NOT TO MENTION ALL OF THE STUFF I HAVE TO DO AT HOME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/internal screaming][/spoiler] [spoiler]hey it's also my birthday tomorrow/tonight[/spoiler]