1. A pet velociraptor that I can ride around.
2. Laws that state I cannot be held responsible if my raptor mauls someone.
3. A lightsaber and someone to joust with.
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I can't like this post enough.
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I would joust with you.
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I know you would Rain. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It would be awesome. Lightsaber Velociraptor jousting. How could anyone say no?
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