It's official. Obama has decided to surrender to China. Although the announcement has not been made public, as of December 31st we will all become Chinese citizens. Members of Obama's inner circle leaked this information two hours ago. All of your political freedoms will be eliminated, and you will only be allowed to have one child. Anyone who currently has multiple children will be forced to send the younger ones to a labor camp. When we elected Obama, some people warned us this would happen, but we ignored them, saying that they were crazy extremists. But now, as we all reflect on our poor decision, waiting to have all personal property taken from us and move to Canada as refugees, all we can do is try to find a way to tell our children how we were responsible for electing an incompetent man to lead the most powerful nation in the world.
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You realize how idiotic this is? We're China's biggest customer, they like us where we are, and let's face it, nobody wants America; it's a massive poop diaper that's constantly on the brink of civil war because we all have a different favorite flavor of Blizzard.
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Well, time to move to Canada.
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Ppl just don't pay attention to hashtags, do they?
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Ac130 inbound WE ARE ALL Ethernal being of the trump
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Who let Fox News through the door?
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Edited by AjaxLovesStalin: 8/28/2014 6:05:06 AMMost uniformed thread ever... China has just as many "freedoms" as we do... except censorship... And if you are economically stable as a family of three you can have more kids... So people with multiple kids will be fine... [spoiler]Edit: We also don't elect presidents... We suggest them... The election happens behind closed doors with the electoral college...[/spoiler]
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Idk about you Americans but you guys own more than 15 billion dollars to china
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The US died sometime in 1984. It's time to let it go
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Links or it never happened [spoiler]We'd revolt most likely especially the south.[/spoiler]
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I'll just go to British Columbia and chill
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This is a sad fact many people can't accept, but Obummer and his puppetmasters are trying to destroy all nations. Expect things to get worse when Hillary elected in 2016. It is so obvious the people in charge plan on her becoming the next president to dupe the female population into thinking "things are gonna be better now"
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I'll just go to Canada
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If you come to Canada I'll have some Tim Hortons waiting for you eh
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That was just a typo. We expect that to be fixed in the next revision.
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Gr8 b8 m8
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