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Edited by o_____________o: 8/27/2014 1:03:31 PM
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What if Obama became the Speaker?

I was watching the o'rielly factor when an idea popped into my head. What if Barack Obama became the Speaker? How do you think this would affect the story? What changes do you think he would make? I want to hear what you think, but first I will list my guesses. *Instead of fighting the darkness and protecting the city, he would call back all the guardians. *he would attempt to apologize to Earth's enemies for the arrogance of the traveler. *He would put a %60 tax on all guardians' glimmer and use it to fund his space golfing. *Supers would be nerfed. *He would secretly give weapons to bands of the Fallen in a special mission called "fast and fallen." *revival would take 4 hours due to his new affordable traveler care act. *Instead of helping you, he will give impressive speeches about how he helps you. *Overwhelming evidence would support the suspicion that he wasn't born on Earth or even human, but he would provide fabricated proof to the contrary. *he would let fallen into the city and refuse to tighten security around the walls. *high ranking guardians would be penalized for their achievements. *the hive would be referred to as the unified rebels. *he would have the ghost say "that wizard came from Bush." *the darkness would no longer be referred to as the darkness, but as twilight. *he would attempt to disarm the traveler. His logic being that if we put down our weapons, the darkne...er...twilight will too. *the guardians would be villainized by his cronies and supporters.
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  • Lawl, and he would attempt to take away all the guardians guns.
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    • Sounds legit!
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    • " We do not have a strategy to deal with the darkness."
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    • Instead of ghosts we get Obama phones
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      • I'll snipe him...
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        • Think the majority of those things are what the vanguard(congress) control. Maybe the factions should be put down. Oh man, that's why factions don't play a more direct role... Dont want to be seen as corruptors of the tower... It's so clear now.
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        • Legendary post. You forgot the part where he gives all the fallen healthcare that doesn't work but still taxes everyone.
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        • We would be promised "change" that would only result in another hypetrain derailment.
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        • You missed a few: * Internal Glimmer Revenue Service would target all Titans for audits, and when questioned by the Hall of Guardians claim it was a fallen intern in processing and that the emails were lost in a freak electromagnetic storm.... * The first Raiders will be left to defend themselves against an angry mob rebelling against a video posted on YouGuard about Vex religion... Later to find out it was the Traveler trying to get weapons back from the Vex that he provided to better outfit them against Guardian attacks. * The Traveler will proclaim nobody ever built anything, someone else did.
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          • WHY ARE YOU NOT MUTED YET!!!
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          • I'd snap my disc in half.
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          • "I was watching the oreilly factor" There's your problem.
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          • No. We need Arnold Schwarzenegger. I want ever door and every piece of equipment to tell me "Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"
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          • Bump
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          • "That wizard came ftom Bush" LMFAO!!!! Legen... wait for it...
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            • I could...uh... Tell you of a great battle... [spoiler]But Fox News would accuse me of having insider info because I was "born in the darkness" and "I'm not a true earthling"[/spoiler]
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            • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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            • Hilarious
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            • I'd takem out
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            • Seriously man... Keep your contributions here as they have been, and don't bring politicians into it. There are two no-no conversation pieces when dealing with asshats; Politics and Religion.
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              • "I was watching the o'rielly factor" I am so so sorry you had to go through that
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              • I don't normally read your posts because I dislike trolls and time-wasters, and I was expecting to be either offended or annoyed by this topic... But I thoroughly enjoyed this. I'm glad at least some people on this forum still possess the mental capacity to see how much of a moron the "Demand-er in Thief" really is. I'd also like to add - He would try to negotiate with the Darkness using "talks and unclenched fists," and he would have spent a strange amount of alone time with the Cryptarch in the back of his personal limousine. *Doffs hat*
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              • Mmm... Politics in video games. Nope.
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              • He's already in the game, didn't you know? He's the Cryptarch. He just changed his name again.
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              • I would play destiny on mute....
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              • I stopped reading at O'Rielly
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