Feminists would burn me at the stake for this, but I have absolutely no respect for sluts and I would never in my wildest dreams date one seriously. I feel like most guys agree. Am I wrong? Just so everyone knows I would consider a guy to be a pig if he did the same.
sloots gon' sloot formula The question is not "Are sloots gon' sloot". Rather, it's "How much are sloots gon' sloot". To establish this, we need to introduce a new value, ¿ <- Which is the greek letter for "Sloot". This will come in handy when asking questions such as "Is my gf gonna suck 15 dinks at the Halloween party tonight?". To answer this, all you need to do is find ¿ in the equation ¿= X+Y*n, where X is the number of jaeger shots your little vixen has downed, Y is the amount of dinks at the party in integers, and n is the "broadcaster factor". Say for example that there are 25 dinks, your gf has had 7 jaeger shots, and there are 2 Jamals walkin' around. This gives us 25+7*2= 39 In any case where ¿>10, your gf is going to suck at least 1 other dink that night with a 95% statistical probablility.