So I just got back to texas from some shithole town in Ireland.
Some irish guy was over there staring at me all sexually called me a " bloke ". Let me tell you dont go over to ireland theres some pretty creepy dudes over there.
I started to get scared so I yelled for my wife to come out of the store so we could get out of the tiny Irish town. The roofs were all grass so that was cool, but they talk like leprechauns so I have trouble understanding them.