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Edited by Banned n3rd: 8/25/2014 12:59:15 AM
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The Five Pillars of Desticlism

Fellow Floodians, I give you the five beliefs by which all Desticles live: [b]1-Bungie Are Gods[/b] Bungie can create the funds and resources needed to make their game from thin air. They can produce a $500 million dollar game independently. Any business decision they make is purely because they feel like it. [b]2-DeeJ is King of the Gods[/b] Despite DeeJ being just another employee at Bungie, he is the most powerful person in the company. He has the power to instantly enact any change suggested by the community. [b]3-The Forums Were Created For Destiny [/b] The Bungie forums did not exist before the creation of Destiny. Everyone on the forums either joined for Destiny or to troll. Marathon, Myth, ONI, Halo... These names are meaningless. [b]4-Games Besides Destiny are Irrelevant [/b]Destiny is the only game that matters anymore. All other games have had their times, but are now dead. Forget that Halo, Call of Duty, and many other franchises still have large, dedicated fan bases. Those games are dead. [b]5-Bungie Owes Its Community Everything[/b] It is Bungie's duty to tell their fans everything, to justify all their decisions to them, and to make any changes to Destiny that said fans deem appropriate. After all, Bungie absolutely needs each and every fan it can get. Every last follower of Destiny is vital to Bungie's success.
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  • I went back to #Destiny...
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    • What, is this like a twisted form of Islam?
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    • alright ima post it in the hideout of desticles[spoiler]i credited u just in case[/spoiler]
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        Sleepy Bio
        Sleepy Bio

        Would you look at the time? Its Nap Time - 8/23/2016 8:30:26 PM

        Yup, that's hitting the nail dead on in the head.
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        • Edited by Wolfmother: 1/25/2015 3:52:13 PM
          put the Pillars in #Destiny[spoiler]I [i][u]DARE [/u][/i]YOU[/spoiler]
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        • I'd almost applaud you if every desticle didn't over zealously claim they hate the game. (They won't admit they love it or actually have nothing better to play right now)
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          • 10/10
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          • Pillar starts with the letter P
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          • [i]Interesting[/i]
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          • 101st post
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          • [b][u]100TH POST[/u][/b]
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          • #Destiny
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          • Bump this holy thread of truth!
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          • Edited by Foudre Fondue: 9/3/2014 1:18:47 AM
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            Foudre Fondue
            Foudre Fondue

            I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my paw- - old

            [b]42.0-Blaze it ERREY DAY[/b]
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          • We also turn West, towards Bellevue Washington, and kneel in prayer 5 times a day.
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            • Bhamp
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              • [quote]3-The Forums Were Created For Destiny The Bungie forums did not exist before the creation of Destiny. Everyone on the forums either joined for Destiny or to troll. Marathon, Myth, ONI, Halo... These names are meaningless. [/quote] If you don't think this is true at this point, I don't even know what to say to you.
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              • The sad part: people actually believe most of these lol
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              • Henceforth we shall refer to this as Reference Document D-7: A Guide to Identifying Desticles in the Field
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              • Interesting… we must conduct more studies to learn more about these fascinating idiots
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              • Rule Number 6: Everyone likes Destiny Rule Number 7: Any other class than mine is overpowered
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                • Where was 'Negative opinions on Destiny are just troll threads, no matter how good the argument is'
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                • Case in point: look at all the idiots in the Guardian vs Master Chief thread
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                  • This should be the official document used in identifying a Desticle. 10/10
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                  • Saved thread for future reference
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                  • Edited by Sage of Yoitsu: 8/25/2014 1:03:03 AM
                    Can I have your permission to create a Bungieball comic out of this?
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