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8/24/2014 1:31:17 AM
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You will either relate or be like wtf

Don't you just hate it when you poop and the water splashes back but it hits a "bullseye" or in other words your poop hole. Dead center right in the poop hole. [spoiler]I am extremely bored[/spoiler]
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  • don't you hate it when you have a boner and you need to piss. [spoiler]like really bad[/spoiler]
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    • Gurg-ump
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    • Those feels..
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    • Don't you hate it when you're peeing and you sneeze, causing your pee stream to be super charged and shooting out like a high caliber gun.
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      • try this video...
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        • Not really, if you notice you don't have to wipe as much when that happens
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        • I'm pooping [b]right now[/b] and that just happened. Almost punched my cat in the face.
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        • Don't you hate it when your poop turns into a living organism and crawls back up your butt? I know I do.
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          • Don't you hate it when your butt hole turns into a Crayola marker and you waste the entire roll trying to wipe up endless poo residue
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            • It really all depends on the shape and aerodynamics of the poop you created. Have you tried forming a poop that doesn't create such a splash?
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            • Edited by Raid Maker: 8/24/2014 9:08:41 PM
              Ignore this comment.
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            • ;-; i [i]hate[/i] that.
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            • Why would you make a thread about this? -_____-
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            • I hate when my dick is so big it touches the sides of the toilet because I forgot to set it on top of the toilet seat.
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            • Yes
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            • Yeah, it's so annoying!
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            • I relate and wtf
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            • I relate and wtf
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            • and the problem here is??????
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            • Yeah.. That's why I always put a thin layer of toilet paper down on the water before I take a crap to lower the risk of said thing happening.
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            • Yes, but only because the resulting boner hits the side of the bowl.
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              • Yeah. Then it gets so cold. SOOOO COOOLD!!!!!
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                • Whilst we hate it, you cannot overlook that fact that there is a minority that... y'know... [i]don't[/i] hate it.
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                  • I can relate M8. [spoiler]the worst is when a drop goes in just after the turd leaves.[/spoiler]
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                      Pretty sure everyone can relate to that. Though the location of the splash doesn't matter as much as the fact that the splash occurred. Personally, I hate when I flush while sitting on a slow-draining toilet. Just sitting there, browsing the net, when suddenly.. my nuts feel like teabags dipped into cold water... Then you have to shower.
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                    • You gotta first put some tissues to soften the impact bro
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