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Edited by Blonic : 8/23/2014 12:12:13 AM
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Welcome to the 2nd Edition of the O'Blony Factor. (8/22/14)

Hi, I'm your host this evening, Blonic. Let's take a look at our top stories tonight: - Trouble at the borders for #Offtopic when it was discovered that a forum goer by the name Jphn 33 was helping Desticles illegally cross over from #Destiny into #Offtopic. Although he was confronted by authorities at the time, he managed to escape and is still at large. [url=http://ryancbradford.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/john-from-ail.jpg]This is an artist's rendition of the suspect.[/url] He was last seen lurking in Qwerty's Le Thread of Random. If you see the suspect, please contact the local mods. - Last week, Ch33zyburrito was finally reunited with his long lost doge after its month long disappearance. It was just 10 days ago that a forum goer in #Offtopic found the doge wandering around on its own and managed to get in contact with the owner. When asked how he felt about the return of his pet, Ch33zyburrito replied,"Wow". Now, onto our new segment, Pinheads and Patriots. In this segment, I take a look at people who have had embarassing moments (Pinheads) and those who have made positive contributions to the forum (Patriots). Let's first take a look at the Pinhead of the Week: - A user that shall rename anonymous ran into conflict with another older member by the name Felicia. The victim was verbally harassed until he was quelled by logic and pictures of Bane from The Dark Knight Rises to the point where he fled from the #Offtopic forum for a short period. I officially give this anonymous named user the Pinhead Award for the week. Our Patriot of the Week is a newfoman by the name of Fartmonkey. Although he has been in forums for only a year, he has been causing quite a clamor with his wonderful tag #GurgleExcitedly as well as his wonderful shitposting. May you continue doing your best for #Offtopic. *salutes* Now, it seems we are almost out of time on the O'Blony Factor, so I'd like to leave all of you viewers at home a little word of advice: If your child plans on trick-or-treating in Engrapadora's neighborhood, it is advised that you do not dress up as a horse/filly for Halloween. Well, that's it for this week folks. On behalf of everyone here at Channel 4, I would like to wish you all a great rest of the week. *blows a kiss* Goodnight everybody!
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  • If this was a real tv show, well it wouldn't need to be cause it's already pretty -blam!-ing rad!
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  • Lololololol [i]love it[/i]
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  • Man, the O'Blony Factor is great!! And completely 100% original. It's not like there's another show called "The O'Reilly Factor"... naw..
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  • Is there any chance of a special appearance by me at some point?
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  • When ever Bane from TDKR is mentioned... Wonderful post, please do more.
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  • what the hellz has been going on here meow?
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  • This News Source seems Bias.
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    • Edited by BannedLuis69: 8/23/2014 2:21:08 AM
      I get unbanned on the 26th…
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      • Jhpn you nub
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      • Edited by Fartmonkey: 8/23/2014 1:40:51 AM
        When I saw the patriot thing I expected to be on it XD I didn't know that Gurgles excitedly was becoming a thing. I'm not ALWAYS shitposting I've made some inspirational threads and some other threads. I've just been really bored recently. Also I'm not sure what that stuff has to do with being a patriot but I am glad to be recognized for something ^.^ Wait have you been watching me?! ARE YOU A STALKER!?
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          Simply me. Nothing special. - 7/26/2016 3:03:46 AM

          :0 *gasp* Ch33zy has a doge?!
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          • [spoiler]this is about ch33zy.[/spoiler]
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            • Excellent. I read these in Bill O'Reilly's voice.
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            • Edited by ch33zy burrito: 8/23/2014 12:42:39 AM
              Lol this is good stuff. I'mma keep up with these
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            • Edited by Phosphorus: 8/23/2014 1:38:53 AM
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              Castle Jackal, Alucard. - old

              This show sucks, it's full of lies. *whispers to friend on couch* I hope he makes more.
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            • LOL that artist's rendering....
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            • is this gonna become a weekly thing? like an off topic version of the weekly update? because. yes.
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            • Blony can i b n nex weak epsiode?
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              • Are we gonna do some kind of funding for this to become a video program? Please?
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                • Please keep doing this. I can't remember the last time this site has made me laugh so much.
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                • Jphn is a bad guy? Ok.
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                  • Wat r u sum kiend of fuken queer?
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                  • I was framed, you hear me?! [i]Framed![/i] *runs away flailing arms wildly*
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                    • {To a neighbour} I love this show! Its better than The Truman show!
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                      • *eats pie* Seems legit
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