I wase a dog, a King dog, at war with the cats, the dog kill the cat, the cats kill the dogs, the war went on for 200 day, then the cat kill me. then i wake up, that my origin story.

I was an asian stripper named Candy but I was secretly a man the whole time! Not any man, but an exo!

[quote]I was in a raid located at the Reef with friends I meet during my journeys through-out the solar system, defeating all that stood in the way of our light. After defeating the last hoard of enemy's we enter a cave that looks like it was long forgotten. Then we see a pair if crimson red eyes that stared into our souls, paralyzing us. The beast steps out of the shadows and releases a blood-curtailing shriek....We found a Dragon. We get our heads together and fight the king of beasts, but it is futile, our exotic weapons don't even put a dent in its scales. Four out of my six friends are engulfed in flames and died in an instant. I know there is no chance of survival, if I don't act now we will lose this fight! I active my Arc Blade super ability knowing i only have one chance to end it, I charge my blade with all my light including the light that brought me back to life. I charge at the dragon swinging furiously, I go in for the final blow and drive my blade into the heart of the beast, I was now but a husk, hollow, but the Dragon was dead. the survivor brings back our bodies to earth where i was revived once again by the Travelers Light. #BLADEDANCER[/quote] I woke up in the dirt beside a dead skeleton body... Seeing a little machine called a ghost had revived me from my long time slumber.... I hop to my feet a try to remember what happened years ago.... All I could remember was 3 sharp pains running through my chest.... Like something shot me. The ghost tells me to run and find a weapon. Soon after fighting through countless enemy's I start to remember more and more of what happened... They shot me. The Fallen... They killed me long ago.... On that day I sweated my revenge on every Fallen from here and beyond. (That was a fun little story to make up... Next person make a good one lol)

//opening file\\ /log entry: 7\ it's been awhile hasn't it? Well ill try to make it quick so i can get back to work: Two close friends and i were part of the american military back in the golden age. We were sent to Russia to help out with a few "problems" the Russian's had. During the day that is now known as the collapse we were going back to the wall to get into our vehicles (those tank's that are in the divide) and help with the evacuation. While going back we were attack, by what i cant remember, we sat there all next to each other bleeding out. Jake was the first to go, then kelly, then me. I woke up by a strange ball-like thing who called himself ghost, he told me that I've been dead for a long time and that we needed to move. Still dazed and confused i looked around expecting to see my friends alive and standing right next to me, or.......at least to see their corpses. There was nothing. Not even bones. Ghost told that two other ghosts have been here. In fact he said that they were here not to long ago. So i guess that lifted my spirits and i still had hope they were alive too. They just had to be. After fighting through countless enemy and complete missions to help save humanity and the traveler the only closet clue i have to anything about my past and my friends were our tanks. They sat there, rusty and old. There was a skeleton was a man next to my vehicle and upon closer analysis there were two dog tags in his hand. One was the tag of my tank's commander LT.Davis and the other one was that of Kelly's and it seemed to have been placed there recently. LT.Davis was respected through out the group, so in honor of him i took his and kelly's tags to keep something besides my memory to remind me of the past (as hard as it is). So here i stand, as a guardian, a survivor, and as a lonewolf. Here in the city I'm a hero. But out there I'm hunter who will kill anyone who gets in my way and i will stop at nothing to find out what happened to my friends. I can only pray that they're alright. //file complete\\

I arose from the village of Jeeha! *pop*

I followed the chicken that crossed the road. *should have been paying attention to the road genius* Shut up.

i was getting off the plane for my vacation to russia to see my cousin when security started yelling and dragged us in cars and sped down the road. a translator told me something bad happened and we needed to find somewhere safe to hide.suddenly the car stops and the next thing a robot wants me to fight aliens and get to some city

I was just fishing when suddenly i get crushed by a warsat next thing i know i wake up to a rubix cube telling me to run

Sounds like what happened to me the first time I tried acid.