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8/21/2014 1:20:20 AM
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So your sitting on the can, just finished up, and you realize that the toilet paper is all gone. Destiny is within arms reach. Would you wipe your ass with it?
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Credit or Debit?
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I have the Digital Guardian edition, so whatever condition this disc is in has nothing to do with my gameplay. That being said wiping my bum with a disc doesn't sound very comfortable so I think I'd pass lol
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Thats why they invented showers...lol and soap.....and washcloths,.....and leaves....and so so so on
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Maybe just the plastic wrapping the game comes in?
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No, I use my hand and then continue to bathe in bleach for three hours crying non-stop.
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Couldnt you use the roll the toilet paper was on
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I've done that...more than once.
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Are you speaking from experience good sir?
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Do you have a perfectly good hand for that?
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Do you get an achievement/trophy for it?
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You unlock the first secret raid in Destiny. It's called 'The Dungeon of Dung' and you enter through a Porta-Potty deep underground in Mars. You have to have helmets with air filters on or you'll take daunting dung damage every 3 seconds until death.
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Maybe that's what the "secret achievement" is in destiny.
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Edited by Muted: 8/21/2014 5:51:34 AMit's called "getting your hands dirty"
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hahahahahah
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Of course not! Destiny isn't worth my divine excrements!
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No. I get in the shower and start scrubbing.
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[quote]So your sitting on the can, just finished up, and you realize that the toilet paper is all gone. Destiny is within arms reach. Would you wipe your ass with it?[/quote]maybe with the game manual. Honestly, who reads them anymore? Midnight release, who is going to get home and read the manual before playing? No one.[spoiler]Although the game does have to install so I guess that would be a good time. *gently tries to wipe off fresh skid mark only to smear it further* Damn.[/spoiler]
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Probably everyone is gonna be reading the manual (if not raging) when they get home and realize the servers aren't up yet (if they aren't on the west coast with bungie servers...)
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If it even has a manual
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They don't make manuals anymore u have to purchase or rent it via streaming service or monthly subscribtion services.
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the beta was your manual. and even that wasn't very good at telling you how to play
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Instead it tried to teach u what repetition meant
