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8/20/2014 12:36:38 PM
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A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. So he decides to try it out at dinner.
DAD: Son, where were you today during school?
SON: At school *robot slaps son*
SON: Ok, I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story *robot slaps son again*
SON: Ok, it was A Day with a Porn Star.
DAD: WHAT?! When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was. *Robot slaps dad*
MOM: HAHA!! After all he is your son, *Robot slaps mom*
English
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Goldfish!
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SON: Hey dad im going to a party DAD: Will you be drinking? SON: No DAD: Will you do drugs? SON: No DAD: Will you be having sex? SON: No DAD: The why the F*** are you going?
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iFunny huh
