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Why as at the end of a rainbow [spoiler][the letter w
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How many Mexicans does it take to oh crap they're done
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Edited by AG Protocol: 8/20/2014 12:44:38 PMYo mamma is like a hockey player She only showers after 3 periods
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After captured US journalist James Foley was murdered in Syria, American police are desperate to find the executioner. They believe his experience makes him a perfect candidate to become Ferguson's new sheriff.
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Your life.
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What do you call a fly with no wings a walk What did the mouse do when the other mouse died he performed mouse to mouse what do you call someone with no body or no nose nobody knows
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Edited by Mr Mulberry: 8/20/2014 6:28:05 AMAfter she died in the explosion, where did Susie go? [spoiler]Everywhere[/spoiler]
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Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? [spoiler]Because it's not economically viable to sell pharmaceuticals in what is a largely unpopulated area.[/spoiler]
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Destiny best game ever.
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You're a joke... [spoiler]Get #rekt kid[/spoiler]
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A baby seal walks into a club.
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What's brown and sticky? [spoiler] a stick!!! [/spoiler]
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How does NASA organize a flight? [spoiler] they planet!!! [/spoiler]
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Edited by Prime: 8/20/2014 1:21:38 PMA gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little odd, then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him. The man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.
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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? [spoiler]because She got hit by a car. [/spoiler]
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A seal walks into a club....
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Edited by LegendOfWinter: 8/20/2014 4:00:28 PMHitler was a pretty cool guy. After all, he did kill Hitler. [spoiler][quote][spoiler][quote] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/quote][/spoiler][/quote]
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How do you turn a fox into a cow? [spoiler]You marry her.[/spoiler]
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Edited by briangun1: 8/20/2014 3:58:03 PMYou know the best thing about people? Show spoiler
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Edited by KA1M1K4ZE: 8/20/2014 11:45:47 AMWhats small, brown and knocking against glass? [spoiler]a child in an oven[/spoiler]
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That almost all of these people arnt guardians
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Lol we are Floodians silly.
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What do you call an armless legless man lying on the floor? [spoiler]Matt[/spoiler] What do you call an armless legless man hanging on the wall? [spoiler]Art[/spoiler] What do you call an armless legless man dosing in a river? [spoiler]Reed[/spoiler]
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Your life.
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You prolly haven't heard this one. [spoiler]Women's rights[/spoiler]