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Edited by Duardo: 8/20/2014 3:34:44 PM
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Tell me a joke.

Just tell me a joke Guardians. Make me laugh.
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    • Where did Mary go during the bombing? Everywhere
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    • What's the difference between a ginger and a snake? One of them is a cold, heartless creature that slithers around in disgust and the other is a snake.
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    • How do you make a woman blind? [spoiler]Put a windshield in front of her![/spoiler]
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      • A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. So he decides to try it out at dinner. DAD: Son, where were you today during school? SON: At school *robot slaps son* SON: Ok, I went to the movies. DAD: Which one? SON: Toy Story *robot slaps son again* SON: Ok, it was A Day with a Porn Star. DAD: WHAT?! When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was. *Robot slaps dad* MOM: HAHA!! After all he is your son, *Robot slaps mom*
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        • So there's three guys, Shutup, Manners, and Poop. They were walking around when Poop fell down. Manners tried to get him up as Shutup went to find help. At some point, Shutup found a cop. The cop asked "What's your name?" "Shutup!" He replied. "Where're your manners kid!?" Asked the cop. And Shutup said "Down the road picking up Poop!"
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          • How does Hitler turn on his BBQ grill? First, he turns on the gas...
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          • Why did the destiny players changed their characters to exo [spoiler]because the human had 2 inch dick[/spoiler]
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          • (This guy plays on xb1 for the record) My wife was getting worried that I was playing to much Destiny, so one day she came into this sitting room wearing a bath robe then she got my attention and let the bath robe fall to the ground to reveal her naked body, that Xbox has never turned of faster, anyway, the next few days whenever she got tired of me playing she did exactly the same thing and I was getting tired have having to keep quickly turning my Xbox off, so I got my friend to program my kinect to turn off the xbox whenever it see's her naked body, but then she got smart and started holding up a nude picture to the kinect, moral of the story... Absolutley nothing ad that was focking pointless !!!!!!
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            Mechetti
            Mechetti

            Mechetti again. - old

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          • How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?[spoiler]Some obscure number; you've probably never heard of it. [/spoiler]
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            • Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? [spoiler]he had no hands[/spoiler] Why couldn't Sally go to the school dance [spoiler]she was brutally chainsawed to death the night before[/spoiler] What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? [spoiler]where's my tractor[/spoiler] Why couldn't jimmy run in the marathon? [spoiler]he broke his legs falling off a tree[/spoiler] Why did he fall of the tree? [spoiler]a refrigerator was thrown at him[/spoiler]
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              • I would tell a gay joke... ...butt f*ck it... ...gay jokes aren't funny... ...cum on guys!
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              • You
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              • #destiny
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              • What's long, brown, and stinky? [spoiler]The welfare line.[/spoiler]
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                • What do you call a hit man the keeps a kill count? [spoiler][i][b]a tallywhacker [/b][/i][/spoiler]
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                  • Why did Jesus walk everywhere?[spoiler]Because he drove a Ford![/spoiler]
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                  • Why is Mexico not in the Olympics [spoiler]Because every Mexican that can jump, run, or swim is already in the US[/spoiler]
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                    nicko452
                    nicko452

                    I've spent $170 on this game - old

                    This ones a bit dark What gives you uncontrollable gas? [spoiler]Aushwits.[/spoiler]
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                    • or my personal fav What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? [spoiler] .... [/spoiler]
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                    • Your life.
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                    • Your existence. [spoiler]I'm kidding ^_^[/spoiler]
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                      Raijin
                      Raijin

                      I ❤️ coconut rice - 8/23/2016 1:02:18 AM

                      Stephen Hawking walks into a bar (•-• )
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                      StudyOfWumbo
                      StudyOfWumbo

                      I Am Still Here... - old

                      why did the hipster die of suffocation? [spoiler]because breathing was too mainstream[/spoiler]
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                    • How can you tell if a blind man walked in to a nude club. [spoiler]its not [b]hard[/b][/spoiler]
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