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Edited by Bill the Cabal: 8/15/2014 3:30:35 PM
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The Last Straw

BUNGIE! You run out ghost editions, nerf the interceptor, tease us with a month of waiting, wipe our guardians, announce one zone per planet, and now no competitive PvP, but I stuck with you, until now because Bungie... Why... Why... WHY DON'T YOU LET ME LET ME SELL ACTUAL CABAL KABOBS IN GAME! PRE!!!! ORDER!!!! CANCELED!!!!!!!!!!!! (Ha, not really you guys will take all my money and it'll be worth it, can't wait.)
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  • No competitive pvp? Are you high?
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  • Edited by camz930: 8/19/2014 2:05:03 AM
    If you have ran out of straws then I can show you the pleasure of drinking without! There are some nice,non race prejudice bars down in the city that are just perfect. The beer is cold,the atmosphere rowdy and there's plenty of opportunities to start a brawl. I'll even buy you a pint. And there's a strip club not to far from there.
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  • The last straw? No.. I have plenty of them here, are you out of straws? If so I could send you a few, I know how annoying it is to want to enjoy a tasty beverage but not being able to find a straw. I suppose they are more important to your race because of your huge armor suits, using a straw is probably the only way you can take a break during the hot martian summer and cool off. Though i only think I have around 18 or so straws that would be long enough to allow you to enjoy a nice cold refreshing beverage while you are wearing your armor.
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  • You are the only cabal that I like,Bill.
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  • I knew you would still pay..... Plus if you aren't here who will champion Cabal Equal Rights movements when Guardians start putting the hurt on them?
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  • May I have the last straw?
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    • Why am I imagining you and bob watching us behind some bushes shove cabal kabobs into our mouths.
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      • Cabal Kabobs lol
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      • Edited by kotonk: 8/18/2014 6:00:12 PM
        Wait. Are the kabobs made of actual cabal meat (ugh), or is Cabal the brand name or type of kabob? That would kind of be a big purchase point for me.
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        • The interceptor had to be nerfed. It was a necessary evil.
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        • What ? An enemy inside the game is going to buy the game and play as a guardian ? Gameception ., Mind blown.
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        • indeed
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        • Well. That's gonna be a shirt I make.
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        • Where was this announcement of one zone per planet?
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          • Edited by Taylorium : 8/17/2014 10:19:51 PM
            Is it too much to ask for an npc cabal in the tower selling kabobs
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          • Actually Bob. I'll take one with a funnel cake! :-) (they kinda do sound tastey!)
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          • Can I get one of those kabobs?
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          • Hey Bill, I have a question for you. What is this?
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            • Are they kosher Cabal Kabobs? Plus what about your mustard choices?
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            • Why would you sell your own kinds meat? Are the cabal perhaps cannibalistic? ca----bal -> get it?
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              • Bill! Hi Bill! I'll help you petition the Tower government if you show me all the weaknesses of Cabal armor.
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                • desticles like you is mainly why the game is shlt
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                  • This basically sums up the forum trolls.
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                  • Bungie is reminding me of Microsoft before the release of the xbox one.... just one mistake after another.......
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                    • Wait until you see HEROBRINE!!! http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/67430264/0/0
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                      • Well at least you still have your straw :/
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