Ok, so this Warlock is doing a Story Mission, and half way through, he sees this beautiful Female Hunter. She looks like Master Chief had a baby with Scarlett Johansson. She's simply amazing. The Warlock says to himself, "Well, what do I have to lose. I'm gonna go talk to her." He approaches her, and he realizes he didn't plan what he was going to say. They stare at each other awkwardly for a second, and the Warlock finally mumbles,"Uh, uhhhh, I like your...", his eyes slip from her helmet and to her chest,"uhh, I like your uhhh Boobs." They look at each other awkwardly again for a second, then the Warlock hops on his sparrow and rides away as quickly as possible. The Warlock says to himself,"WTF is wrong with me. I can't believe I screwed that up so bad." So, The Warlock Jumps into his next mission, and know and behold, he sees this super hot Hunter again. He says to himself,"Well, maybe I can apologize. I can't really jack it up worst than last time."He approaches her again. She chuckles and says, "Oh, it's you again." He says, "Yea, I'm sorry about earlier, I don't know what came over me." She laughs and says, "It's Ok...I thought it was hilarious" He's much more relaxed now, and he says, "Well it's a mystery really...I mean how much is that padding and armor and how much is it really your actual boobs." She stares at him Awkwardly, He stares back while realizing he has offended her...he hops on his sparrow and drives away even faster than last time. He says to himself, "I should kill myself...I'm the biggest idiot in all the universe." He hoped into the next mission, and he sees this Hunter AGAIN...WTF. He says to himself, "I'm not going to approach her again, I'm done making an ass out of myself." Then, the Hunter gets killed. The Warlock knows he has to revive her, it's the right thing to do. So he defeats the remaining enemies, walks up to her ghost and revives her from the dead. She says, "Thank you, you've been a sweetheart all day". He responds, "Huh, really, I have...I thought I was making an ass out of myself". She Replies, "You have....but, I've enjoyed watching your attempts to talk to me." He says, "Well maybe we could work together...you know as a Fireteam. Better yet, maybe I could take you out sometimes". She says, "You'll have to beat the next Zone first..." He says, "What Zone is that?" She Says, "The Friend-Zone Of course". +100 Assisted Suicide.