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Edited by Kudos2Derrick: 8/11/2014 9:21:27 PM
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Warlock Humor 2.0...

Ok, so this Warlock is doing a Story Mission, and half way through, he sees this beautiful Female Hunter. She looks like Master Chief had a baby with Scarlett Johansson. She's simply amazing. The Warlock says to himself, "Well, what do I have to lose. I'm gonna go talk to her." He approaches her, and he realizes he didn't plan what he was going to say. They stare at each other awkwardly for a second, and the Warlock finally mumbles,"Uh, uhhhh, I like your...", his eyes slip from her helmet and to her chest,"uhh, I like your uhhh Boobs." They look at each other awkwardly again for a second, then the Warlock hops on his sparrow and rides away as quickly as possible. The Warlock says to himself,"WTF is wrong with me. I can't believe I screwed that up so bad." So, The Warlock Jumps into his next mission, and know and behold, he sees this super hot Hunter again. He says to himself,"Well, maybe I can apologize. I can't really jack it up worst than last time."He approaches her again. She chuckles and says, "Oh, it's you again." He says, "Yea, I'm sorry about earlier, I don't know what came over me." She laughs and says, "It's Ok...I thought it was hilarious" He's much more relaxed now, and he says, "Well it's a mystery really...I mean how much is that padding and armor and how much is it really your actual boobs." She stares at him Awkwardly, He stares back while realizing he has offended her...he hops on his sparrow and drives away even faster than last time. He says to himself, "I should kill myself...I'm the biggest idiot in all the universe." He hoped into the next mission, and he sees this Hunter AGAIN...WTF. He says to himself, "I'm not going to approach her again, I'm done making an ass out of myself." Then, the Hunter gets killed. The Warlock knows he has to revive her, it's the right thing to do. So he defeats the remaining enemies, walks up to her ghost and revives her from the dead. She says, "Thank you, you've been a sweetheart all day". He responds, "Huh, really, I have...I thought I was making an ass out of myself". She Replies, "You have....but, I've enjoyed watching your attempts to talk to me." He says, "Well maybe we could work together...you know as a Fireteam. Better yet, maybe I could take you out sometimes". She says, "You'll have to beat the next Zone first..." He says, "What Zone is that?" She Says, "The Friend-Zone Of course". +100 Assisted Suicide.
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    • Then suddenly a Titan who have seen the whole charade walks up to the Huntress and convince her to go out on a date whit the Warlock. She hesitates but agree to let the Warlock get one last chance. Later the Titan walks up to the Warlock and boost his self esteem and convince him to take the Huntress out for a date. Both the Warlock and the Huntress goes on a date and they both enjoy their time whit each other and they lived happily ever after! Titan saves the day always;)
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      • *Hops on sparrow and drives away*
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      • I like that girl she has class
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        • So whens Warlock humor 3.0 coming out?
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          • *Invites her to the crucible. Intentionally tries to be on other team. Succeeds and kills her, then proceeds to t-bag and dance on her corpse*
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            • "You lost zone f." - crucible announcer
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            • Will you marry me?
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              • Edited by Escape Alcatraz: 8/12/2014 8:46:42 PM
                well i dont know about you but that was hilarious yet stupid but it was stupidly funny like caboose speaking of which thats me and "my name is micheal J. Caboose and i hate taxes " tuckers yells to caboose "its texas you moron " caboose replies "that too "
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                • [quote] Friend-Zone Of course".[/quote] -blam!-.
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                • thay was good, I liked it lol
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                • Edited by EliteStriker144: 8/12/2014 5:58:35 AM
                  [quote] She looks like Master Chief had a baby with Scarlett Johansson. She's simply amazing. [quote] Dude, amazing wouldn't even start to described that...
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                  • +100 assisted suicide lmao
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                  • *wipes tear from eye and begins to tremble* 5 minutes later... *gets up off of floor and cant breath no more* 30 secs later *drops back down and cracks head on desk* RIP HankTheYank27 11/27/96 - 8/12/14 Cause of death: ÜBER ROFLMFAO He will (not) be missed.
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                    • no need for johnny to play you off this time, good job!
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                      • And that was the end of everything...
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                        • Total -blam!-ing buuuurn hahahahahahahaha
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                        • HAHAHAHA WARLOCK HUMOR FTW There's no Titan or Hunter humor baby Warlock is just to sexy for ya'll
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                        • Poor brother... We must consult the Traveler for arcane wisdom on how to break the curse that is.... The friend-zone....
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                          • There better be more of these, because they're pretty funny
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                          • The friend zone = Titan domeshield [spoiler]LEL[/spoiler]
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                          • Oooooooooooooooooh
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                          • Well, this is warlock-ward...
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                            • Nothing in Destiny can compare to the abyss that is the Friend-Zone. There is no escape, except for alcohol, a boy breaking her heart, and the almighty grace of God all swirling together into one miracle.
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                            • The friendzone has enemies above level 40... It's a suicide mission if you try to run it my fellow warlock @_@
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                            • Warlock: "Challenge accepted." Well, if it were me. XD
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