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Edited by Kudos2Derrick: 8/11/2014 4:52:35 PM
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Warlock Humor...

So, a Warlock, a Titan, and a Hunter....walk into a Bar. The Warlock says, "I can get twice as drunk as you guys, because alcohol destroys brain cells and obviously I have the most to lose." The Titan and Hunter laugh it off, and they all get drunk...well wasted. They go home and the Hunter pulls out this huge bong. The Hunters says, "Hey bro....I can get twice as high as you guys, because this Mary Jane slows you down...and I'm obviously the most agile, versatile, and skilled of the group" The Titan and Warlock burst into laughter...and they all get baked. I'm talkin super stoned. So the Titan calls up some girls and invites them over. Right before these classy girls, hoes, arrive.... The Titan says, "Look, there's 4 girls coming over, because If sex makes your legs weak, then I can take twice the punishment you two could." The Hunter laughs...The Warlock who recovers faster than his two friends says, "Have fun, it's time for me to study the raids we'll be up against, I'll be in my office." ......That next morning, all three friends are sitting at the kitchen table eating breakfast. The Titan Says, "Man those girls I was with last night were drop dead gorgeous...it's like they both came from heaven." The Hunter Says, "Oh yea, the girls I was with were really naughty...like they came from hell." The Warlock looks at both of them with a face of disgust and says, "Well those Cabal that were ramming you both...they came from Uranus."
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  • So - the Titan calls up some classy- ehrm - girls, but it's Cabal that turn up..? Did I miss a plot-twist somewhere?
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    • caboose and church walk in to a bar church orders a beer and caboose orders orange juice everyone turns their heads and laugh later tucker is sick and the base is quarinteened after finding the cause of tuckers sickness and caboose says "i dont want to catch pregnancy "
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    • 100 get
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    • Edited by Skelingtin: 8/11/2014 7:14:32 PM
      It's a funny joke but I can't get the image of 3 guardians sitting in a kitchen in full armor out of my head. I like to think the titan has his helmet on and is just spooning eggs onto his visor "crack!" "Slop" "thud" *fake chewing sounds from behind Titan's helmet* (repeats process) I imagine the hunter sitting across from the Titan leaning back on his chair arms behind his head, and the warlock on the island cabinet reading and zapping toast. If Someone has the machiniming prowess to make this gif please do, or artistic talent to draw/photoshop this.
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      • Your post, it reminds me of this.
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        • Cabal chicks are hot
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        • Keep these comin comedy gold
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        • Edited by The Rookie: 8/12/2014 6:30:15 PM
          A Titan, Warlock, and Hunter walk into a bar. They then approach the bartender. The Titan says: Ill take Guinness The Warlock says: Ill have a Newcastle The Hunter says: can you nerf the auto rifle
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        • Diva Warlock *laughs hysterically* then *winks* Warlock has 99 problems but the Cabal not one .....
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          • That was good. XD
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          • That Cabal came from Uranus
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          • Lol
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          • doesn't matter, had sex
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            • you are somekind of genius please join my clan we need the funny
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              • Nice. Decent set up.
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              • (ಠ_ಠ) you have defiled my mind. [spoiler]Uranus XD[/spoiler]
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              • A Hunter and a Titan crash on a deserted planet. The Titan's helmet can stop a Cabal slug, the Hunter's helmet keeps him from starving. Who survives?
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                • I can see it already...the Titan, Hunter, and Warlock go to White Castle.
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                  • d(^___^)
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                  • Brav--blam!-ing-O
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                    • Edited by Praeclarus: 8/11/2014 7:50:17 PM
                      Wife zone on you tube It kinda ties into this joke...good joke to
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                    • Edited by Deckin Her Halls: 8/11/2014 7:07:02 PM
                      My Titan spit his drink when he heard this.
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                      • Lol. Best destiny joke yet
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                        • What a night.
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                          • HAHAHA
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                          • My Titan thought this was really amusing. Mostly because the Warlock was so -blam!-ing smashed that he spent the night dictating incoherent raid strat to an empty stall in his "office".
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