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I want YOU! To join the Titans!

Why you should be a Titan: Go around kneeing people in the face. Blind people with your nades. Ground pound mother-blam!-er! (Recommend saying Titanfall quotes as well.) You're swole. You can always get a Hunter to clean your boots. Get nerdy Warlocks to do your homework. Shoving them into lockers, optional. You have a license to be badass. Like an 80's action hero, you never seem to run out of ammo. Your can disintegrate enemies by the sacred "Way of Fist on Face" You apprenticed under Master Chief. Make people rage properly and wish for your class to get nerfed. Batman was in fact, a Titan. Liam Neeson and Batman both went solo on Vault of Glass as Titans. You are the Juggernaut...Bitch! In Destiny Titan kills you, in Soviet Destiny Titan still kills you Unlimited money and infinite girlfriends Titans own all your base Notable Titans: Liam Neeson, Sgt. Johnson (He would have been your daddy), Batman, Chris Hemsworth, Master Chief, Wolverine, Genghis Khan, All the Power Rangers, Mr. T, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger (Thanks auto-correct) The Great Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (maggots!), The Honey Badger, Mr Rodgers, Leonidas, The Hulk, DoomGuy, LEEEROOOOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIINS!, All the Ninja Turtles, Amon Amarth, Wonder Woman, Sarah Palmer, Sif, She-Hulk, American Dream, Mel Gibson, Captain America, RoboCop, Wesley Snipes, The Guy Who Picks Things Up and Puts them Down, OPTIMUS PRIME, Iron Man, and the Halo 1 Pistol. [spoiler]You just lost The Game[/spoiler] Edit: Chuck Norris is his own class Another edit: Superman has a cape and I'm sure he wouldn't be a Hunter. Same goes for Batty.
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    JROS7 II
    JROS7 II

    Forced memes are worst memes - old

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    • Titan = Team Leader Hunter = Lone Wolf Warlock = Tactical Support [spoiler]The list is in order from superior to inferior :3[/spoiler]
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      • Edited by Avilore: 9/1/2014 5:10:30 PM
        Why is the titan class getting so much hype all of a sudden? It literally came out of nowhere. [spoiler]I liked it when titans weren't getting hype. At least then, most of us were respectable.[/spoiler]
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          Visited this thread to make sure a Warlock wasn't behaving in such a dishonorable fashion. Behavior like this is expected from Titans. Carry on, you foolish brute.
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          • The "never run out of ammo" part, Ruin Wings ALL DAY
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          • You forgot our secret "punch-you-in-the-face-till-you-die" fighting style
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            • Double titans lol
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            • You might get to punch people in the face, but I'll rather stick to shoving a knife in your head
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            • Titans are the best class in the game overall but I'm still going in as a Warlock since that's my favorite.
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              • You aint getting me to clean your boots!
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              • Still we don't get wages for being Titan! But Hunter other part is more rich that Titan and Warlock! That why we are Tony stark and Bruce Wayne! Clark is strong but always poor and work as reporter ! He even have to wipe Bruce, satellite as part time job to get pay. Our cape is our charm represent how good are we in battle field! We are silent and quiet unlike Titan " Rawrrrrr, bring some pain!" If Titan is Chief Master, the Hunter is your father , Darth Vader " Titan, you are my son or grand son" Darth is here before chief is born! If Warlock say they are obi wan or Master Windu then Hunter is your master, Master Yoda! We live long enough in wilderness , know long as aspect of relic and history, know to seek richest in galaxy and more! Titan? Only armor I saw is plate like putting a bra on chest! No offense ! :p So I join Hunter cause I am master of all abandon gift!
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                  Sinister
                  Sinister

                  All must die. - old

                  Warlocks would rip out your intestines and skip rope with them. Nice try though ;)
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                  • Edited by EmperorPalpotato: 8/10/2014 5:24:21 PM
                    [quote]Titans own all your base[/quote] Thank you
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                    • Edited by Kenobi One 17: 8/11/2014 11:53:35 PM
                      This is hilarious! "Titans, what is your profession!!"
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                      • Just a guy who will be playing all 3 classes passing through here...
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                        • I switched from a hunter to a titan because I need that shield and I want to punch things in the face with my fist.
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                        • Glad I'm being a titan. They're the bomb Titan- jocks who own the destiny school Warlock- nerds who play d&d all the time Hunter- emo kids that never take there hoods off
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                          • Edited by Mpqd: 8/27/2014 1:38:47 PM
                            As a Titan I'm going to have to revoke your Titan card ,we're not as flashy as the other two classes ,we know what we're doing and we don't need to brag ,so hand it over.
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                          • Titan. All. The. Way.
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                          • Titans are overzealous, I'll support the AEUG (cookies to my friends who aren't offended because they get it)
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                          • I was going to be a Titan... But I found out Mel Gibson was one, maybe I'll go with a Hunter now, lol
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                          • hunter for life
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                          • I'm going hunter, for a few reasons. 1, I always choose Titan like characters, they are usually my favorite, but I want to try something new. 2, I would go warlock, but everyone is going warlock, so I want to stick out a bit. I will eventually hit them all though.
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                          • Hoe can you join, that what your already are?
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                          • Artorias?
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                          • No! It's an elite club Stay as hunters and warlocks, leave us to be the only cool ones
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